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Song Parodies -> "My Soulmate Is A Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Cat in the Kettle"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Soulmate Is A Cat"

Parody Written by:

wjmmovieman

The Lyrics

Often I seem to have a bigger attraction to catgirls and anthros than any real woman. Please try to understand, accept, and enjoy.
Though I have a taste for the Japanese
My heart truly lies with a young siamese.
Yeah, real girls are great; yeah, I can’t complain.
But it’s no dumb blonde that I’m tryin’ to gain.
Other men call my tastes sick or crap
But my babe is on my lap, yeah,
She’s purrin’ here on my lap.

Seems a cat is the woman I’d give the world to.
I’d show her a good time every day at noon.
She’s a burmese cat but I never knew
Once she’d show those white pantsu, boys,
She’d wear white paw-print pantsu.

One day it all clicked and I wanted more
And started dialin’ up a hooker at the old pet store.
I said "Call me Master. Whet my appetite.
"Climb into bed, Miss Kitty, for a splendid night."
I was lappin’ up her milk, gave her a kiss or two
When I swear I heard her mew, boys,
And that is when I knew...

That a cat is the woman I’d give the moon to
We meet in her hotel room every day at noon
They say that it’s a human girl that I should lick
But she’s purrin’ there on my d**k now.
There’s a hairball on my d**k.

Please, please, PLEASE, do not be concerned and/or fearful for my sanity! It's all just a fantasy.

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm going to be as nice as possible because it was an honest mistake. . .but for two reasons you were wrong in posting this. (1) The song your are parodying is a parody, and though it's technically ok to do that, it really is better to target the original song. (2) Weird Al Yankovic DID NOT sing this song, he would never do a half song like that. . .it is one of several hundred inaccurately attributed songs to him. . .so technically the song you parodied does not exist, because of this I can't rate it. . .I'm sorry, Like I said, not trying to be rude or anything, but on a parody site, you gotta be kinda careful when you use Weird Al's name, we all know him like we know the color of my hair (I think I'm a blonde--or is it brown??) Look forward to your next submission though.
wjmmovieman - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, good God. I am sooooooooo sorry! For every mistake I apologize! Who did write it then; was it Bob Rivers after all? I knew it. Crap. Sorry again. So Sorry.

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