They can torture me
With any old Furby
Or any Tamagotchi too you know.
Or even some Ooglies or Billy Bass
Or maybe something like Poochie.
Or any baby toy
Or even a Barbie doll
Hey, they can play with them twice.
And they can play with Hot Wheels anyday.
But please please please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of that duck’s quacking

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
The most annoying duck I know
And If I hear that duck
That lousy stupid duck
I might blow a fuse and go berserk.

They can annoy me
By playing with Poochie.
Or leave their tamagotchis on all night.
Oh, I can even hear
Kung Fu Hamster or Furby.
Don't mind a Big Mouth Billy marathon.
Or even an Elmo doll
Or a toy of Woody from Toy Story
That duck’s quacks are like nails on a chalkboard.
I’d rather endure 2 hours of Furbies
Or non-stop Tickle Me Elmo.
Just get rid of that stupid annoying duck!

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
I really hate that duck a bunch
And if I hear that duck
That ear-bleeding duck.
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
It’s quacks are driving me insane
Oh, I hate that lousy duck
I really hate the way it sings.
I’d rather have a crayon in my brain.

I hate that duck
That stupid lousy duck
The most annoying duck I know
And if I hear that
That lousy stupid duck
I might blow a fuse and go berserk.