You can torture me
With some Oprah Winfrey
You can watch the whole Game Show Network
Or you can watch reruns
Like Mama's Family
Or any show you think that will work
Or watch All My Children
Don't think it'll get canned
And you can watch Survivor anyhow
But mom, I'm saying please
I'm begging on my knees
I just don't like the Jerry Springer Show

Don't watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
The worst show ever on TV
And if you watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
I might kill someone that you see

You can clear the room
By watching Back to You
Or crank your volume up until morning
Oh, I could even watch
Dr. Phil or Third Watch
Don't mind a marathon of The Simpsons
Or watch King of the Hill
On FX or on FOX
Or scroll through your on-screen guide
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't watch that stupid show no more

Don't watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
You know I hate that show a bunch
And if you watch that show
That nauseating show
It might just make me lose my lunch

Don't watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't watch that show
That really awful show
I'd rather have some trivia in my brain

Don't watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
The worst show ever on TV
And if you watch that show
That Jerry Springer Show
I might kill someone that you see