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Song Parodies -> "Polka Rip-Offs"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Patterns"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Polka Rip-Offs"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Everywhere, I see them there, I take a look at rip-offs
Well who cares? I must declare, things got unfair with rip-offs
Can you share your own despair? I got a flair for rip-offs
All I see is rip-offs, the rip-offs that retreat

Let's look into the payroll
I know some technicality would not expect extras
That really makes an effort but causing a weird fuss
But if you gaze upon the looks and if you're kinda smart
You'll see some imitations that have gone too very far
Wow, haha! Look.

Everywhere, I see them there, I take a look at rip-offs
Well who cares? I must declare, things got unfair with rip-offs
Can you share your own despair? I got a flair for rip-offs
All I see is rip-offs, the rip-offs that retreat

Hey! Impersonators of something never have to be bored
I just grab my lists and add my rip-offs to drawing boards
Now's the time for wordplay if you care about your jokes
But stand back, everybody, I'm ready to just provoke
Look at this! Rip-offs! I've got punch lines on my gig line!
Woo! Hey! Now get down! Yeah! Copy me, somebody! Woo!

Still there? Okay.
Next time you find yourself at a technicality party
You can make some rip-off factors that express your buddies
If you still know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Copy Catchy Dancers"!
Here they are!

Everywhere, I see them there, I take a look at rip-offs
Well who cares? I must declare, things got unfair with rip-offs
Can you share your own despair? I got a flair for rip-offs
All I see is rip-offs, the rip-offs that retreat

Lampooning, cartooning, buffooning, rip-offs!
Word disses, hits, misses, tsk tsks, rip-offs!
Silver rules, losing cool, be a fool...
I gotta stop!
Rip-offs! Rip-offs! Rip-offs! Rip-offs!

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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LPG-Unit - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I don't get it, TSB, you often end up with three ones in your score. No offense though, but try another parody style...

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