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Song Parodies -> "The Jester Jockey Station Theme"

Original Song Title:

"The Weird Al Show Theme"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Jester Jockey Station Theme"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout gal named Ann
She lived in a house of cards with a beanie man
She tried to stay in college but her grades didn't improve
And her hearing got worse and she had to make a move
So she quit failing college and getting a dumb degree
And she signed up for a league and bowls in a cat alley
She sat and fell asleep under her two foot tall orange tree
And once again she had a strange recurring dream
Where computers bit on chips and dipped them into sour cream

Well her laptop was important to the story

Well the very next month she found a parody web site
This site went by the name of AM I RIGHT (AM I RIGHT)
She wrote lots of parodies
I forgot the number
Then she got herself a shift at Donut King in the night
She spent her loose change playing phone tricks in her spare time
On a bartender goes by the name of Moe (name of Moe)
And someone really likes her triple bypass jelly filled donuts

She gets paid good

Then one day Ann was surfing parodies trying to dodge Spam
When she found some lyrics written by some Below Average man
He had a link and recorded his songs for free
The link went to SoundClick a service for no money
And some how got to some sort of sign-up type of thingy
So Ann typed the info e-mail and location
Now she's got a Jester Jockey station

(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   1

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Stephen Harrington - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
455, pacing is alittle off in places, but still very good.
Ann Hammond - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Stephen I was trying to match the pacing side by side in Word but it may have gotton off.
Below Average Dave - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I know, I'm a little behind, but great job 555
Ann Hammond - January 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave

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