Stimpy:

As I walk through the Pallet
where they drained out my vein
I take a look at Misty and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Pallet like me,
Ya know, I stun Nurse Joy and Chansey.
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm the cows
Misty feeds the pikas and
Ash plows... fool
And I've been drinkin' and drivin' so long that
Even Urkel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man from the land, I'm into discipline
Got a rulebook in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish fine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999!

Brock:
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Pallet paradise
I freed pikas once or twice
Living in a Pallet paradise
Ash gaved me a sacrifice
Living in a Pallet paradise
We sell gold and pounds of rice
Living in a Pallet paradise

Stimpy:
That crazy Ash kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I slapped him in the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish he paid
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's going to say
But I ain't never punched Misty
even if she deserved it
An Pallet with a screw?
You know that's unheard of
I never won badges, but I got a cool hat
And my buddies agree
who really watch Men in Black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to stay
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 days
But we ain't really quaint,
so please don't point and stare
We're just pokelogically impaired

Ash and Misty:
There's no gym, no fights, no Pokemart
Not a single luxury
Like Robin Williams
It's like Primeapes who can be

Brock:

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Pallet paradise
We're just really playin' mice
Living in a Pallet paradise
There's no time for corn and rice
Living in a Pallet paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in a Pallet Paradise

Stimpy:
Killin' all the buggies, breedin' lots of pika
Raise a Muk on Monday, soon I'll raise weedle

Think you're really sily?
Think you're good and Mary?
Well, I know I'm a million times
as humble as Gary
I'm the Poke God the little trainers wanna be like
On my knees day and night
scorin' points on my digvice
So don't be framed and don't be whiny
Or else, Ren Hoek, he's about to get
medieval on your heinie

Brock:
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Pallet paradise
We're all crazy men in tights.
Living in a Pallet paradise
There's no gym or Poke fights
Living in a Pallet paradise
But you'd probably see the sites
Living in a Pallet paradise

All:
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh CRAP!!