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Song Parodies -> "Spare Darts"

Original Song Title:

"Spy Hard"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Spare Darts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Get this,Me and my freind are parodying James Band films....but more inprortantly were going to spoof the openning to the Leslie Nielsen comidy classic "Spy Hard" witch is a parody on the film tittle "Die Hard". our movie name is going to be called "Spare Darts" witch is a spoof of the tittle Spy Hard witch is as I already said is a Die Hard tittle spoof, 3 spoofs in one...great!!!
A man who loves his Coffey
While he takes the pill
Always has places to go
With his license to thrill

Risk is the board game he plays
As he cheats every time
'Cause if you wanna win
You gotta carry some Spare Darts

He's a man who loves his wine
So serve nice and direct
As he trips on over into the bathroom, and
Pees on his feet

But evil's watching
So he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna be a spy and wack'em
You better carry some Spare Darts

He's always freak'en there
When the Ice begins to melt
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed Mr. Happy to the wall

Faking a heart attack twice a day
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And he's got a great licensed plan

By the way if you walked in late
remind me to re-wined and say...
The name of this movie is Spare Darts
They call it Spare Darts
You're watching Spare Darts
(Some one off camera throws a pie in the singers face just as fast and in the same way
"Weird" Al's head exploded in the movie "Spy Hard" witch in turns is a parody of
Tom Jones who passes out while singing the last note in the theme song to
Thunderball a Bond film with Sean Connery . )

hope you like and please comment......thanks and can you tell the spoofs in this song...if you can let me know...thanks!!

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Spoof-Man - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry it's so hard to read..I didn't think it'll be this haed!
Spoof-Man - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I mean I didn't think It'll be this hard
Spoof-Man - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hello...anyone out there!!!

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