I recall the time they found that thermos so full of ghosts
and before long they were letting fright night loose
now I'm being chased by that teen idol the rockstar
and beleve me this has been one lousy day


Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghosts are running wild
no one wants to be klemper's friend
I admit it's kinda eerie
but this proves my chaos theory
and I don't think I'll be coming back again
oh no


I cannot get away from this monster
he calls me a welp and it always makes me kinda mad
the box ghost stole a box from our lawyer
well i guess that proves they really aren't all bad


Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghosts are running wild
someone let skulker out of the ghost zone
I'm afraid that he might harm me
'cause he's got a big ghost army
and he knows that I'm his enemy and not friend
oh no


(instrumental break with skulker yelling "I am the ghost zone's greatest hunter" and danny screaming)


Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghost are running wild
what a crummy weekend this has been
well it's sure been no E - ticket
i'll tell skulker where to stick it
cause i'm never coming back this way again
oh no OH NO!!!