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Song Parodies -> "Smash Bros. Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Power"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Smash Bros. Polka"

Parody Written by:

neminem

The Lyrics

So, possibly not the first parody of a Weird Al polka ever, but definitely among the first handful. This parody came to me almost a year ago, I think, when I noticed that a good number of the songs in the original medley sounded very much like Smash Bros. was being played - one of them I didn't even change at all, I just couldn't help it. But the other half were hard, so I put it off. For ages. Well, it's done now. A couple were stretches, but I think they all ended up working alright. And for those not in the know - "crack" means "a really addictive game". Usually computer or console, but not always.
["SSB" by Spice Girls]
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really, really, really, wanna SSBM disc!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta play like my friends
When they come to my house, gaming never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to play
Learning's not too easy, but that's the price you pay!
Kay?

["Smash Bros Playa" by Harvey Danger]
Wow!
That move's sick, you pulled it well
And I'm impressed, it's hard as hell.
That move's sick, you pulled it well
I'm jealous now, you play so well.

["Smash Bros. Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras Michel w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya]
Smash Bros super star, that is what you are,
jumping from afar, you get all the stars.
Running into me, then you do a smash
As I fly, I'll say "oh brother," uh huh
Fly one corner to the other, uh huh

["Everybody (Smash Bros' Crack)" by Backstreet Boys]
Everybody (yeah)
Bash somebody (yeah)
Everybody
Bash somebody's sprite
Smash Bros' crack, all right!
All right!

["A Very Incomplete Item-List" by Smash Mouth]
So don't delay, dash now, supplies are falling down
You know, if you're still alive, a heart will surely revive
And shrooms make you grow, it's really quite bizarro
But if you get a gun, you might as well just already have won
Might as well just already have won!

["Use Your Block! / Drink Some Booze!" by Beastie Boys]
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, if you parry you shouldn't get hit
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, if you parry you shouldn't get hit
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, drink some sherry then drink some more... pop!

["The Song Whose Chorus Already Sounds Like Smash Bros. Is Being Played" by Chumbawamba]
I get knocked down, but I get up again,
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

["Flying Characters" by Madonna]
Yoshi's cheap cause he's got flight
Jiggly's cheap cause he's got flight
Kirby's nerfed, but still has fli-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight

["Barrel Throwing" by Matchbox 20]
I wanna throw barrels 'round, for the kill, for the kill
I wanna throw barrels down, for the kill, for the kill
This stupid level is slanted
This stupid level is slanted
They rolled off the hill

["Almost-Dead Life" by Third Eye Blind]
I need refilled health
To get me through this almost-dead kinda life, oh crap oh crap
I need refilled health
It's not listening, I keep getting *bombs* [explosions]

Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Do do do, do do boom

["Smashy Moves" by Marilyn Manson]
There's lots of smashy, smashy moves
That throw opponents high
But all the smashy, smashy moves
Will leave you stunned, and smashed in kind
We're all stars, now, from that back-throw
We're all stars, now, from that back-throw

["Move, Zap" by Hanson]
Move, zap, z tap and oh, crap
It's a trap and
Move, slap, charge-zap, oh poo
Yeah-ee yeah
recap: z tap and oh, crap
It's a trap and
Move, slap, charge-zap, oh poo

["That One Guy Who Just Won't Leave When He Loses" by Marcy Playground]
Buddy, you lost fair and square
Quit the game and leave my chair!
Stop that shooting envious stares in my direction
Buddy, you're acting like a jerk
Yeah, yeah buddy, you're acting like a jerk
Cram it, yeah buddy, you're acting like...

["Pizza Time" by Semisonic]
Pizza time!
Make the call to order some
And might as well also get beer
Pizza time
You don't have to go out
They deliver here
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
Play some more...

["'Yum, Pizza' Polka" by Al Yankovic]
After pizza time!
Yeah, it's pizza time
(We're adding some cheese and thyme)
(And maybe, twist of lime)
(Woot!)

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Olvan The Terrible - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Smash Brothers, pizza, and Weird Al... it doesn't get much better than this! Favorite part: the Hanson spoof. ROFL.
Starlette Victory - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome!!!!!!! The combination of songs makes it especially cool!
Sylvia Viridian - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yay for Smash Bros and Weird Al! Geek much? ^_^ (Me too.)
Darth Mario - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This. Is. By far. The BEST parody, including Weird Al's stuff, that I have ever read. RECORD IT! RECORD I SAY!
Mixmaster - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ha-ha-ha-ha... you know... that's a pretty accurate assesment of SSB. 5s across the board.
James - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, seriously...that was amazing! I loved the title of the Chumbawumba spoof.

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