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Song Parodies -> "You Want Some Kool Aid"

Original Song Title:

"When I Was Your Age"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"You Want Some Kool Aid"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Let me tell you big man,let me settle this
Those kids today aren't really playing rough
Mandarina tangerine will give you a tropical bliss
Pink lemonade won't make me very tough

Well,somebody got sick of soaring strawberry lemonade
Some people hate ice blue raspberry lemonade
Some kids can get their fill with blasting berry cherry
Roaring raspberry cranberry and watermelon cherry

You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?
You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?

Let me tell you something,you want some berry blue
There's nothing wrong with all those kids today
The magic twists are fun,you know that it's true
They were thirsty and clammy too,don't lose your cool anyway

There were seventy one of us having a big house party
All I want is Kool Aid that's orange and cherry
Every night this summer,we gotta keep our cool as well
If we were really good,forget that show and tell

You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?
You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?

People play with telephones to do their phony calls
All they do is driving people right up their walls
They jump into swimming pools of other people's home
Although I'm in a real cool basement all alone
The going gets rowdy rough,rip a puppy dog tail
Get chemical X,as well as snips and snails
Still turning up the juice,don't fall in broken glass
Throw molotov cocktails,and rediscover your past

What do you think,big man? You don't believe this stuff?
Although my story can be thick and thin
I tell you one thing,but when the going's getting tough
Back in my time,don't ever lose your discipline

Dad beat you up every night till a quarter after twelves
Then he'd got too tired,I'll settle this myself
I'll cheer up my father with a Kool Aid Jammer too
And let me tell ya,big man,I am not bugging you

You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?
You want some Kool Aid? You want some Kool Aid?

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Genius in Maine - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever use of a Weird Al original--it fits the tune perfectly, plus I enjoyed the reference to another one of his songs. However, you could have had better rhymes than "lemonade/lemonade" and "cherry/cherry', but I'll look past it and give you five pitchers of Kool Aid.
Weird Al - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmmm...Kool Aid.
raddog20002002 - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job on the parody, TSB!

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