(Narrator) This is the parody of the pirates who don't do any thing
Staring Matrix 106.3

I am the school kid who don't do any work.
I just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask me to do any work.
I'll just tell you......I don't do any work

Well, I've never passed spelling,
And I've never passed English,
And I've never studied math and History to.
And I've never passed biology,
And I've never been to school in the fall.

Choirs
I am the school kid who don't do any work.
I just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask me to do any work.
I'll just tell you......I don't do any work

Well, I've never seen a pencil,
Nor I haven't seen a case.
Nor I haven't thought of a calculator.
Nor I've never seen a pen case.
And I've never been to school in the fall.

Choirs
I am the school kid who don't do any work.
I just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask me to do any work.
I'll just tell you......I don't do any work

Well, I've never eaten a penny.
And, I've never seen Lion King.
And I've never seen the reruns of the Bradys and the bunch
And I've never picked a pickle
And I've never been to school in the fall.

(Narrator) What are you talking about?
Your suppose to talk about schooly type things.
It's just Non-scence don't you think?
(Matrix) I think you look like S.T.G.
(Narrator) Wa, Do not.
(Matrix) Do to.
(Narrator) do not.
(Matrix) you're making me thirsty.
(Narrator) All right you getting kicked off.
Matrix- says whom?
Narrator- Says the Teacher.
Matrix- all right Mr. S.T.G.
Narrator- Aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggg!!!!!!!!
(Matrix) He, He, He, He!

Well, I've never been to London.
And I've never been to France.
And I've never gone to the world's largest pants.
And I've never been to school in the fall.