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Song Parodies -> "She Poops in Mysterious shapes"

Original Song Title:

"Mysterious Ways"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"She Poops in Mysterious shapes"

Parody Written by:

"Silly" Nelson Duncan

The Lyrics

This is a stupid set of lyrics that goes through my head every time I hear the original song "Mysterious ways" by U2. I had to post it. Sorry.
Johnny take a look
At what your sister can do
Come and look with me in
The toilet in the bathroom
She’s been leaving something brown
Inside of the can
She’s been craping away
But it don’t look like woman

She’s crafty
Wouldn’t flush it down
She’ll shape things
Like she’s a clown

Its a square... It’s a bear... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
It’s a Car… It’s a Guitar… Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.

Johnny take a dump
While your sister can train
Let her teach us to make shapes
You can’t explain
Don’t throw a fit
About shapes you get
If you want to train your insides
Better learn how to sit
(on your butt boy!)

She’s the duke
Of shaping Poop
Never see her hands inside the bowl

Its a Dog... It’s a Frog... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
It’s a Goat… It’s a Boat.. Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Pink Hearts… Yellow moons... Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Green Clovers…Orange Stars… Oh My!
Lift the lid… see what’s inside

Before you wipe your crack
Look and you’ll see
You have made
With your Butt
You could just sit
And not artistic with bowel movements
It takes a lot of inner feeling

Can of Beer… Britney Spears… Oh My!
She Poops in mysterious shapes.
Nike Logo… Jay Leno… Oh My!
Our bowels move in miracle ways
Shaping Poop each and every day
She Poooops it
She Poooops it
Lift the lid… see what’s inside

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Howey Feldersnatch - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Can of Beer… Britney Spears… Oh My! She Poops in mysterious shapes. That is the funniest set of lyrics ever!
Agrimorfee - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the cleverest Poop parody I have ever read...and that is saying a lot! 555
Amanda - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I noticed the Lucky Charms reference and I died laughing. 555
Daniel L - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Yuck! When I read this, I felt that I wanted to throw up.
Jonathan S. - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
you obviously not too bright, so I speak in caveman....poop not funny, poop songs even less-than-zero funny..uuuuugggghhhhh!!!!
aoid - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Not clever, not funny. I bet a 5-year-old would enjoy this, but not someone who is well educated.
Quintin - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! Twisted. But funny. Oh, sorry, I mean "oh dear me! This is disgusting! I didn't even realize it was about poop until I got to the last line - you made me read that whole disgusting thing, you beast! You... you... sicko! I'm going to get Chucky to delete this! if it's the last thing I do!"

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