I have food addiction
I am addicted to brie
Cheese is my food connection
And grease adds lots of calories

Here I gain cause I like to fry
Won't eat that celery
Gonna need another pound of meat

I'm eating grapefruits
Trying to get slim
Legs are bruising, cannot swim
People thinner look like mannequins

I tried dehydration
I tried some exercising
Ate some carbohydrates and
Then, I was roasting some wings

Here I gain cause I like to fry
Weigh four hundred twenty
Even though I'm only 5 foot 3

I'm eating grapefruits
Trying to get slim
Legs are bruising, cannot swim
People tell me I should try Atkins

Feed for recreation
Me, intoxicated by cheese
I need some liposuction so
I can finally see my feet

Here I gain cause I like to fry
Own stock with Sara Lee
Now I know I've reached obesity

I'm eating grapefruits
Trying to get slim
Kids can't use their jungle gyms
When I sit down, all the metal bends

Oh god, I want some food [11x]