-> "Strike Me, Spare Me, Split me, Roll me"
Original Song Title:
"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss me, Kill me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Strike Me, Spare Me, Split me, Roll me"
The Lyrics
You don't know how you took it
You don't know how you got
Oh Lordy, you've been bowling from an alley
not so far, in the 3rd lane of the 3rd frame, you're a star
dressing like the 50's
playing it with heart
if they don't know what you're doin'
babe, it must be a heart
Your Brunswick in a suitcase, you're a star
Don't be shy...you don't have to go blind
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me
You don't know how you got here
to roll one gutterball
And if I try to roll a turkey
I need 3 strikes, that's all
More pins to smash...you're a pin crash...er
Don't be shy, make the crowd electrify
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me
They want you to be jesus if you roll with just one knee
and make PBA money if you win at 33
and rolling tricks in a bowling fix, you're a star
Don't be shy...you don't have to deny your love
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me
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