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Song Parodies -> "Strike Me, Spare Me, Split me, Roll me"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss me, Kill me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Strike Me, Spare Me, Split me, Roll me"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

You don't know how you took it
You don't know how you got
Oh Lordy, you've been bowling from an alley
not so far, in the 3rd lane of the 3rd frame, you're a star

dressing like the 50's
playing it with heart
if they don't know what you're doin'
babe, it must be a heart
Your Brunswick in a suitcase, you're a star

Don't be shy...you don't have to go blind
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me

You don't know how you got here
to roll one gutterball
And if I try to roll a turkey
I need 3 strikes, that's all
More pins to smash...you're a pin crash...er

Don't be shy, make the crowd electrify
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me

They want you to be jesus if you roll with just one knee
and make PBA money if you win at 33
and rolling tricks in a bowling fix, you're a star

Don't be shy...you don't have to deny your love
Strike me, spare me, split me, roll me

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MrMacphisto - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was tad off, but it was quite funny
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
WE GOT @ B@LL STUCK IN L@NE @TE

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