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Song Parodies -> "The Crane"

Original Song Title:

"The Crane"

Original Performer:

Trip Shakespeare

Parody Song Title:

"The Crane"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

This one was almost too easy. Isn't it ironic (or spooky) that a crane owned by the Bin Laden Construction Company fell on a mosque in Mecca on 9/11? I had this parody done in my head before I even wrote it down...
The Crane

(Sung to "The Crane" by Trip Shakespeare)

Hear me tell how the crane of Bin Laden...
smashed its way into a Meccan Mosque
Then its deadly weight came in a crashing...
interrupting your time in prayer!

When the boom of the crane's coming down on me
And Allah's not going to step in the way!
I'll be found crushed beneath all the metal..
I'll be torn from the pages of my Qur'an!

Some say this is holy retribution..
for 9/11 on two thousand one!
If you are of good constitution...
forget the prayer mat and run!!

Understand that this crane isn't magical
it will crush you where you stand
As you beg Allah to get in heaven...
you'll be torn from the pages of your Qur'an..

Let the Crane smash through the rooftop..
Let the crane turf up some dirt
We are taking no infidels with us...
as we become...part of the earth

as we become...part of the earth

Zawahiri from Al Qaeda...
mumbled on...what has he said?
That the mosque dead now reside in heaven
but no crane ever fell on his head!!

When the pundits view all the wreckage...
they'll think omnicide happened here!!
I'll be scraped off the cracked, broken tiles
I'll be part of my bloodied Qur'an!

Let the Crane wreak all of its havoc...!
Let the Crane be the fault of the USA!
And I feel infidels should come with us
When we're squished.... into a part of the earth

as we become...part of the earth
as we're pulped... into part of the earth ah ha!

Let the Crane smash through the rooftop..
Let the crane turf up some dirt
We are taking no infidels with us...
as we become...part of the earth

Oh no infidels will come with me
Yes I think that a few should be here
it'll make getting into heaven much easier
Because I got smashed down into the earth

Ah ah Oh oh Ah Ah Ah------!

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Appalled - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
OK crusader thug, tell me how an accident is the will of Allah against Muslims? This parody is insensitive to victims of an accident. If an Army crane fell on a Baptist Church that supports Vets of the illegal wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, would that be your Christian God condemning you? All 1s fascist. Security is X-GD. Go figure.
Muhammed Sucks Off Satan - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Pay no attention to the jihadist jackhole, CH. When the Islamic terrorists began their latest illegal war against America by crashing jets into our towers, the illegal Arab squatters on Israel's lands were dancing in the streets and handing out candy in celebration of all the Americans they'd murdered. The pagan moon idol Allah roasts in Hell with that child-raping false prophet Muhammed, and when the heathen Muslims die, that's where they all go to spend eternity as well. The Muslims killed in that crane collapse were hardly the worst sinners in the Middle East, but unless the rest of the Muslims in the Middle East repent of their evil religion, they too shall all likewise perish. All 5s, patriot, and may all Bush-bashing traitors be drowned in pigs' blood and burned on a pyre kindled with pages of the Satanic Koran.
CryHavoc - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Appalled is a liberal who is worried about offending those of the Islamic faith. I have a group of them slamming down on my parodies with ones but so be it. There might be peaceful Muslims but there is no peaceful Islam.
Truth - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
CallmeCryHavoc???
Fact Checker - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Uh, Christianity has killed more people in wars and peace than Islam. It was used in the Crusades, Salem, to justify slavery and killing of the Red Man, and exploitive missionary work around the world to subjugate non-white people while stealing their lands. You can't blame radical Islam on abuse of the Quran anymore than radical Christianity on abuse of the Bible. The Bible was also used to condemn Jews for millennia. Get your head out of your arse CH! How is being a hater support "Christian values?"
Callmelennie - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Please dont call Cry Havoc "CallmeCryHavoc." as that would tend to appropriate my long standing, ever so cherished screen name -- one for which I agonized for uncounted nanoseconds to create
Why? - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Both of you hate Muslims and wish harm on innocent people. How is that unconditional love as commanded in the Bible? Callyouhaters...
Mr. Adams - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Lennie is crazier than an Arkansas hillbilly!
Loren - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Too right! I hope a crane falls on both of them at their hate rally!
Callmelennie - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Gosh, Havoc, are these people paragons of sweet reason or what? I show up on your thread and these people immediately start flinging their feces at me like a troop of rhesus monkeys ...... And to Why? All of my Muslim parodies concern either jihadists or deal with the fact of Mohammed beheading 800 members of the Jewish Bani Qurayzah tribe and sold the remaining 1200 members into slavery. Oh, and he also, thru threats of violence, drove out 5000 other Jewish Arabs from the city THEY founded. So tell me how any of that is ... "innocent."
Ansam - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
The more you deny it, Lennie, the more obvious it becomes. One can see your blind hatred even in your response. Do you apply the same standard to Jews and Christians? The Jewish God YHWH ordered his people to kill multitudes in Canaan to take their land. David stole Jerusalem from the Jebusites! Later, Christian Crusaders killed Muslims for fun. Are they innocent? As for the crane, Mr. I Hate Muslims, how does the killing worshippers of Allah, not Muhammad, justice? Only radical Islam produces terrorists. Traditional Islam does not. Your parodies are abominations. And your comments are grievous to the righteous.
Jamal - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Ansam, Cry Havoc and Callmelennie are what we in America call "White Devils."
CryHavoc - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I see no condemnation of ISIS except by the Egyptian President. of course if you did condemn ISIS, you would be an infidel. It appears that the Liberals have teamed up with those practicing Al-Taqiyyah but you have been end run. I read the Qur'an and the Hadith so spare me the semantics regarding Islam. My detesting Islam is far from a mindless standpoint... when I receive a missive that all not of Islam must die or that all Americans are targets of Muslims, I am not going to strive to not offend like the liberals do. I will rub my bullets on pigskin and keep some pork rinds around to scatter on the Muslim dead. There are peaceful Muslims ( I know a lot of them) but there is NO peaceful Islam. I find the concept of 'God' or 'Devil' to be laughable. I am not a 'White devil'; I am oner of ythe informed that calls things what they are.
CryHavoc - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Lennie, these apologists followed me here from a social media site. The parodies will keep coming though.
Callmelennie - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Interesting. The more I use facts and logic to deny a grotesque smear the more obvious it is that I have proven the truth of that smear. Gee, Ansam, you would have made a great prosecutor for one of Stalin's show trials; probably would have gotten a conviction rate of 150% with that "burden of proof" As for blind hatred, there's only one group manifesting that mental state on this thread
Agrimorfee - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
CryHavoc, to avoid haters from your previous 'net activities, maybe a new screen name is what you need? DKTOS, but an interesting parody. 555 blessings upon you anyway, in the hopes you don't get named in a so-called fatwa.
CryHavoc - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, I have no intention of hiding from anyone. Only by calling things what they are will any ultimate peace be forged. Oh, by the way, I also know about Hudaibiya....

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