Rhymes deranged, this kid's a spreading curse.
He won't create a parody that has a decent verse.
Pasquinades the covenant,
His lame propriety:
Not good. He's lame like Imogen Bai-ya-ley!

D'oh! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Will you all please immobilise his crap attempts to satirise?
Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
This weed is a deformed full dolt.
Not worth his salt.

So lame he gets a sun tan,
By pre-heating his oven and then hopping in the pan.
This coy derelict putz was the runt of his whelp.
I swear he types these up by yelling: 'I need Word Help!'

Hell! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Nothing worse than the Viet Cong...
Then amateur made his song.
Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
We're all grievin' these parodies every day.

My god how could he concoct a poorer voyeur pitch than you?
This novice churns out rhymes and gimmicks hardly worth a 2.
Shoddy rhyming matches. Shoddy, shamed satire.
More concoctions that are lousy? Please retire!

Quick, yo! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Will this dumb sucker follow this through,
With more rich parody goo?
Lame amateur! Lamest amateur!
For... the slut won't shut up,
His raps are just crap,
And ev-er-y-one, wants him shot by gun.
Ditch this shameful burlesque rookie,
Before his buddies join for a look-see!