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Song Parodies -> "Lame Amateur"

Original Song Title:

"Blame Canada"

Original Performer:

Trey Parker (South Park movie)

Parody Song Title:

"Lame Amateur"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Dedicated from you to me, the irritating parody novice.
Rhymes deranged, this kid's a spreading curse.
He won't create a parody that has a decent verse.
Pasquinades the covenant,
His lame propriety:
Not good. He's lame like Imogen Bai-ya-ley!

D'oh! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Will you all please immobilise his crap attempts to satirise?
Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
This weed is a deformed full dolt.
Not worth his salt.

So lame he gets a sun tan,
By pre-heating his oven and then hopping in the pan.
This coy derelict putz was the runt of his whelp.
I swear he types these up by yelling: 'I need Word Help!'

Hell! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Nothing worse than the Viet Cong...
Then amateur made his song.
Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
We're all grievin' these parodies every day.

My god how could he concoct a poorer voyeur pitch than you?
This novice churns out rhymes and gimmicks hardly worth a 2.
Shoddy rhyming matches. Shoddy, shamed satire.
More concoctions that are lousy? Please retire!

Quick, yo! Lame amateur! Lame amateur!
Will this dumb sucker follow this through,
With more rich parody goo?
Lame amateur! Lamest amateur!
For... the slut won't shut up,
His raps are just crap,
And ev-er-y-one, wants him shot by gun.
Ditch this shameful burlesque rookie,
Before his buddies join for a look-see!
Some of the lines may seem out, but I've gone syllable-for-syllable
the original song.
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.My inspiration. My
mentor. My immortal.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Jackie - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
lame song
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou Jackie! I assume that was ironic sarcasm from the 5s. If not, cheers for not voting!
Laurence Dunne - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, this was quite good....
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Laurence Dunne. Completely mutual for yours! PS. Help me, I have been unable to access amiright for about a week, and now that I have I'm in a Sydney library with all my parodies at home! Arrrgh!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, I hope your screw gets tightened before something vital falls off. I'm sure jackie the hater was just joking. If she wasn't... beeatch!

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