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Song Parodies -> "Steamed Hams"

Original Song Title:

"(Lay Your Head on My) Pillow"

Original Performer:

Tony! Toni! Toné!

Parody Song Title:

"Steamed Hams"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This is the version of the famous skit from a Simpsons episode called "22 Short Films about Springfield" intertwined with quiet storm and R&B!
Unforgettable luncheon...
We'll have steamed hams, steamed hams, steamed hams (with Skinner and Chalmers)
Aurora borealis...
Let's have steamed hams, steamed hams, steamed hams (patented Skinner burgers)

[[1st Verse:]]
On a nice pleasant day in Springfield
Chalmer's on the front porch of old Skinner
Ringing Skinner's doorbell, calmly, then:
"Hey Chalmers, come in and settle yourself down."
Oh boy, it's about to be funny!
Something is bound to go down!


[[2nd Verse:]]
One big problem, my whole roast's ruined!
I'll just purchase fast food from Krusty!
Here they are they're fresh from the oven!
With the fact that they are steamed clams
And I know that the burgers are steam-grilled
It's an Albany expression!


Those old steamed hams, people know
The burgers were really grilled the first time
Seymour pulled out a big lie
That he was simply exaggerating so.
Patented Skinner burgers
The looks were so deceiving to old Chalmers
So deceiving... So deceiving...


Ain't no Utica thing!
Hmmm, regional, coming from Upstate New York
Mouthwatering burgers!

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