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Song Parodies -> "Parasite!"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite!"

Original Performer:

Three Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"Parasite!"

Parody Written by:

Justazeroman

The Lyrics

I took a walk around your bowels
To trouble your behind
You feel my body lying somewhere
In your intestinal lines
I watched your food float on the dark
Side of your moons
You know there is nothing you can do
Yeah!

I watched your food float on the
Dark side of your moons
In this stall, for creatures like me it's
Cafeteria food
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as I get your food at the end

If you get itchy then will you just
Use some Lanacaine
And if that doesn't work, will you be there
Feeling my pain
I'll be there right inside with
My peristaltic might
Parasite!

(Groaning Interlude)

You know I'm long, I make you weak
And your nutrition's what I seek
You took Mylanta but my eggs you
Always swallowed down
I scrambled in and made a bed if,
Not for me then you'd get fed
I eat your food and then go
Back to crawl around

If you get itchy then will you just
Use some Lanacaine
And if that doesn't work, will you be there
Feeling my pain
I'll be there right inside with
My peristaltic might
Parasite!

(Groaning Interlude)

If you get itchy then will you just
Use some Lanacaine
And if that doesn't work, will you be there
Feeling my pain
I'll be there right inside with
My peristaltic might
Parasite!
Yeah!

If you get itchy then will you just
Use some Lanacaine
And if that doesn't work, will you be there
Feeling my pain
I'll be there right inside with
My peristaltic might
Parasite!

Oh, Noooo!
Oh, Noooo!
Oh, Noooo !

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