-> "Eva Gabor"
Original Song Title:
"Ava Adore"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eva Gabor"
The Lyrics
It's you, Eva Gabor
For whom I do my chores
You'll be the charmer on my farm
And the marm on my arm
We must never leave the farm
We must never leave the farm
City born, you're the candy in my corn
Without you, there aren't hotscakes every morn
And you'll gather chicken eggs
You'll pump water with your legs
You'll be the slopper of my sow
And a field for my plow
We must always milk the cow
We must always milk the cow
Babe deluxe, you're the herder of my ducks
Chasing gophers from the taters with a rake
Churning creamery in the urnery
For all the judges at the county fair
To taste
Get up at three thirty
To root in the ruts
For this I left the city
I think I taste sod
To you I drive my tractor
With you I hoe spuds
We may go a little nuts
Picking lima beans, pulling turnip greens
Inserting pecks of pickles into brine
What a sport, with the chickens you cavort
Plucking feathers for the pillows of your dreams
And mine
We talk on a party line
And you'll pasturize my peat
You'll squash boll weevils with your feet
You will never wilt or droop
And you'll make hot water soup
In bed by seven thirty
With you I crop share
For me you left the city
For you I breathe air
In Green Acres we are there
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