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Song Parodies -> "Pug"

Original Song Title:

"Lump"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Pug"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

You know, I might just decide to go off Michael Jackson altogether, and parody songs based on a new subject...DOGS! I love dogs. This one is about a pug, awww, so cute...
Pug sat alone in a doggie park
He had breathing problems, so he couldn't bark
Other dogs laughed at his pushed-in nose
His mom had one, so that's how the story goes

He's pug, he's pug
What's with his head?
He's pug, he's pug, he's pug
Is he inbred?

Pug met his owner he had missed
He went up to him and gave him a sloppy kiss
Small thing so sad cos of his face
It could be used for a rocket-landing base

He's pug, he's pug
His head's so square
He's pug, he's pug, he's pug
Got shorty hair

Arfarfarf, arf, arf-arf-arf
Arfarfarf, arf, arf-arf-arf
Arfarfarf, arf, arf-arf-arf
Arfoink!

Pug was lonely and needed a hug
He got one from the owner that he really loved
He spent each night between his sheets
But don't go mistaking it for bestiality

He's pug, he's pug
He's got no snoot
He's pug, he's pug, he's pug
But he's so cute

Does this pug have a squashed head?
I think so
Is this pug nasal-dead?
I think so
Should this pug sleep in my bed?
I think so
And that's all I gotta say about that
Anyone out there, reading this, and who love pugs as much as I do, please, leave comments

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Dillon - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
PUGS R AWESOME!
Spice Monkey - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
you stole my idea! Pugs just inspire great music- PS- of course pugs should be allowed between the sheets

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