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Song Parodies -> "Damn Diet"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Diet"

Parody Written by:

Laurie

The Lyrics

I am on sort of a diet. I don't like it.
Day after day you long for some cake
But they say "No, you'll get stomach ache'
You get no dessert, just get special k
You gotta get up and get jaffa cakes
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
How many times is it gonna take
For someone to let you have a milkshake
You've tried eating grapes you feel like a lie
Grapes leave you feeling empty inside
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
I've said it before, I'll say it again
I want chocolate and I don't want bread
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
All I want

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mike - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
you know something that we did that's not one 1 of our @lbums but were gonna test you guys right now THI$ IS NOT ONE OF OUR @LBUM$ WE DID IT WITH A GUYS FROM NYC BUT I'M GONN@ GIVE YOU @ HINT I'M NOT GONN@ TELL YOU EX@CTLY WH@T IT IS HERES HOW IT GOES

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