Song Parodies -> Damn Diet
| Original Song Title: | "All I Want" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Damn Diet" |
| Parody Written by: | Laurie |
I am on sort of a diet. I don't like it.
Day after day you long for some cake
But they say "No, you'll get stomach ache'
You get no dessert, just get special k
You gotta get up and get jaffa cakes
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
How many times is it gonna take
For someone to let you have a milkshake
You've tried eating grapes you feel like a lie
Grapes leave you feeling empty inside
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
I've said it before, I'll say it again
I want chocolate and I don't want bread
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
All I want
But they say "No, you'll get stomach ache'
You get no dessert, just get special k
You gotta get up and get jaffa cakes
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
How many times is it gonna take
For someone to let you have a milkshake
You've tried eating grapes you feel like a lie
Grapes leave you feeling empty inside
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
I've said it before, I'll say it again
I want chocolate and I don't want bread
So back off your fruit
Back off your veg
Coz I'm sick of not eating cookies instead
Leave me alone
Not asking a lot
I just wanna eat some chips
That"s all I want
All I want
All I want
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