-> "Why Do I Get Censored?"
Original Song Title:
"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Why Do I Get Censored?"
The Lyrics
my friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that (...)
he tells me... oh, what the hey?
I think that I f(...)ng got bleeped by a d(...)ck
in the worst kind of way
they sit on their (...)ss 'til they can suck their boss' c(...)ck
to give 'em money every pay day
when they edit on the radio all the rap and rock
and I can't f(...)ng say
chorus:
I can't say, I can't say, yeah, no way
na-na, why do I get censored?
what the hey, what the hey, yeah, no way
na-na why do I get censored?
the b(...)stards, their poor ears, they can't handle a f(...)k
so put in some ear plugs right away
the a(...)lickers' poor ears, they can't handle a c(...)t
but our song's got sh(...)tted up this way
chorus
well, I agree that kids' ears don't need swearing at all, oh, yeah
but, hey man, I kinda feel like I'm singing while gagged
let me tell you bout my friend now
my friend's got a (...), man, she hates that (...)
cos he does (...) all day
she (...) grabbed a (...) and (...) the (...)
well that's all I had to say
chorus
I won't staple my mouth, I'll always say
na-na, why do I get censored?
I will say, I will say, I'll say
na-na, why don't you suck my BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
gosh darnit, not even that one came through!
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