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Song Parodies -> "Why Do I Get Censored?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job?"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do I Get Censored?"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

I heard "Why Don't You Get A Job" on the radio one day and the word "bitch" was muffled. I stopped to think about it for a while, and concluded that both the people who bleep/muffle curse words and profanities and the people who excessively use them are pretty amusing. (The Offspring doesn't use profanity excessively, though, before I receive accusations, but others do). Think BLEEP when it says (...) down here.
my friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that (...)
he tells me... oh, what the hey?
I think that I f(...)ng got bleeped by a d(...)ck
in the worst kind of way

they sit on their (...)ss 'til they can suck their boss' c(...)ck
to give 'em money every pay day
when they edit on the radio all the rap and rock
and I can't f(...)ng say

I can't say, I can't say, yeah, no way
na-na, why do I get censored?
what the hey, what the hey, yeah, no way
na-na why do I get censored?

the b(...)stards, their poor ears, they can't handle a f(...)k
so put in some ear plugs right away
the a(...)lickers' poor ears, they can't handle a c(...)t
but our song's got sh(...)tted up this way


well, I agree that kids' ears don't need swearing at all, oh, yeah
but, hey man, I kinda feel like I'm singing while gagged
let me tell you bout my friend now

my friend's got a (...), man, she hates that (...)
cos he does (...) all day
she (...) grabbed a (...) and (...) the (...)
well that's all I had to say


I won't staple my mouth, I'll always say
na-na, why do I get censored?
I will say, I will say, I'll say
na-na, why don't you suck my BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

gosh darnit, not even that one came through!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Idiot of America - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny and very original(atleast as original you can be with a parody). I give this song 2 thumbs up.
Yet Another Dutchman - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Idiot of America.
Coryo Ellis - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice, nice. I agree with IOA.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Coryo Ellis. But there is one major slip I made in it: I thought "censored" rhymed with "bored," while it really rhymes with "sensor," huh? I usually ask people to correct any errors, but I left it out of this one.
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey that was pretty sweet! You are so good at this...
Yet Another Dutchman - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
You've been checking out my page, too, Allicat! Thanks a bundle for that! I'm glad you liked this, Allicat.

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