Song Parodies -> Pitied Wry AmIRight Guy
| Original Song Title: | "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" |
| Original Performer: | The Offspring |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pitied Wry AmIRight Guy" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
Spoofs are peevin' round the globe now.
Gawd Brattoni peeves me. (Shut up! Shut up!)
[x3]
And all the world think's Jake's a pitied wry AmIRight Guy.
Who's gross breath's got a stinko stinko stench?
You know this mindless bard wants to bet his song is lame.
The reject is called Luke, but says Jake's a better name.
His peanut mind's in ruins.
His payouts are vile.
And when he sings his tracks, hell, they reek up to a mile!
His jokes sedate. Decaying japes.
Who knows what lousy knee-jerks FLITTER PAST HIS BRAIN?
Like a mangled wheel, he squeaks and squeals.
No kudos, Jake. No kudos, Jake.
When your spoofs don't rate, cuz jokes all constipate,
Unleash crap through poems, joking away,
GROSS PUNS MICKEY JAKE.
We hurl from parodies so,
Jake! Jake! Spew out bland spoofings!
INTRO
Once drunk from NecroDew, thought that Emi did entice.
He commented 'Nice boobs,' now he sports two swollen eyes!
A loser who is mental and just lonely for a laugh.
First get free advice from Johnny, Rick D, Phil or Spaff.
CHORUS
Now he's ripping off TATU cuz he quit his Pink song.
This ass is just sixteen. (Thought he's mature after one!)
Frenzy of writing too bad while he jots light quips.
A 'thinner gall' line makes us SEE SOME TRACE OF WIT!
CHORUS
We hurl from parodies...
The world does Ralph from these...
So let's quit with clarity and,
Jake! Jake! Spew out bland spoofings!
Gawd Brattoni peeves me. (Shut up! Shut up!)
[x3]
And all the world think's Jake's a pitied wry AmIRight Guy.
Who's gross breath's got a stinko stinko stench?
You know this mindless bard wants to bet his song is lame.
The reject is called Luke, but says Jake's a better name.
His peanut mind's in ruins.
His payouts are vile.
And when he sings his tracks, hell, they reek up to a mile!
His jokes sedate. Decaying japes.
Who knows what lousy knee-jerks FLITTER PAST HIS BRAIN?
Like a mangled wheel, he squeaks and squeals.
No kudos, Jake. No kudos, Jake.
When your spoofs don't rate, cuz jokes all constipate,
Unleash crap through poems, joking away,
GROSS PUNS MICKEY JAKE.
We hurl from parodies so,
Jake! Jake! Spew out bland spoofings!
INTRO
Once drunk from NecroDew, thought that Emi did entice.
He commented 'Nice boobs,' now he sports two swollen eyes!
A loser who is mental and just lonely for a laugh.
First get free advice from Johnny, Rick D, Phil or Spaff.
CHORUS
Now he's ripping off TATU cuz he quit his Pink song.
This ass is just sixteen. (Thought he's mature after one!)
Frenzy of writing too bad while he jots light quips.
A 'thinner gall' line makes us SEE SOME TRACE OF WIT!
CHORUS
We hurl from parodies...
The world does Ralph from these...
So let's quit with clarity and,
Jake! Jake! Spew out bland spoofings!
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Can't vote - again - because I DKTOS. But it looks like some hard work went into this, so...imaginary 5-5-5.
Jotting a comment: Excellent wordplay and pacing is perfect. But I am going to mark you down a point on 'overall' because inserting INTRO and CHORUS instead of going ahead and repeating it makes the parody harder to follow. And also bugs the crap outta me! ;-D
Very well, I thought the opposite, Meriadoc, but will endeavour to appease your almighty retentiveness next time ;) Imaginary thanks, Emi!
More in-jokes that no one outside your circle will get.
(ABC) "A loser who is mental and just lonely for a laugh. First get free advice from Johnny, Rick D, Phil or Spaff." .... Here's my advice: Don't listen to my advice. ;-D
Writing a song about how much you suck is a great way to get your credibility up, or down (I forget which one). I liked the original song and the pacing was good. I'm giving this straight fives. And also, never forget to delve deep into your inner suckiness. Within you will find the light.
P: (sidenote: I was going to enter my parody of this song, but you beat me to it.... I coulda been a contender! *grin*) Anyway, great job, oh pitied one. :)
Rick- Noted, and deciphered as me be the only member of my 'circle'. ;) Johnny- You set out to add vice! And I was actually referring to Johnnyloca... Faceless Voter- Let us us suck in harmony *gong crash* Melhi- You'll have to give me a looksee some time. Is it written yet?
(ABC) Interesting one.........
(ABC) DKTOS - Seems interesting, but without knowing the original I'm not connecting all too much here.
I like songs that make fun of the author. :-)
I liked it Luke/Jake. Good one
Gack! So many DKTOSes! This song was, like, THE anthem back when I was in Year Five. Those who don't know the lyrics can hardly appreciate how, like in all my parodies, I strive to perfect the internal feminine rhymes of every sentence.
(ABC) I always thougth rhymes were neuter... :-P
Well, I DKTOS either, but (of course) I do know "Pretty fly for a Rabbi", the Weird Al take on this song (and I've just about finished my own parody to it, too). I love the title, and appreciate the mention ;-)
I got most of the jokes - does that mean I'm inside your circle? Heaven forbid.
Well done, Ralphing Luke, especially your sub for cinco. And thanks for Paul Robinsoning me. Here's my advice: Quit your job and give up everything you love, then spend all the extra time coming up with rhymes for Brattoni. It's worked for me.
Well done, Ralphing Luke, especially your sub for cinco. And thanks for Paul Robinsoning me. Here's my advice: Quit your job and give up everything you love, then spend all the extra time coming up with rhymes for Brattoni. It's worked for me.
Spafford:
1) Aint got a job.
2) Haven't heard from Emi in weeks and
3) That bony fat pony had only baloney.
1) Aint got a job.
2) Haven't heard from Emi in weeks and
3) That bony fat pony had only baloney.
And a day later, I ironically get called up for a job interview.
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