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Song Parodies -> "A Lisp"

Original Song Title:

"What’s This?"

Original Performer:

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"A Lisp"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

Happy Halloween, members of Am I Right.
A lisp, a lisp
I’ll educate you now
A lisp!
I can’t make thertain thounds
A lisp!
It really drives me nuts
I’m always thumbling over many thupid nouns
A lisp!

This lisp, this lisp,
Is thomething very wrong
This lisp
Is ruining this thong
This lisp
My tongue won’t line up in a line thraight
Everyone elthe thpeaks tho great
But I’m merely thecond rate!
Thupid lisp!
This lisp!

My mithpronounthing s-thounds
Is mething with your head
I hope you don’t exile me
That is thomething I would dread
I wish I could control it
Oh, it’s ruining my life
It’s been my goal to stop this thing
That’s cauthing me great strife!

Well now
This lisp
I’ve proven it to you
I wish
Some thpeech clathes would work
But lo!
That dreaded lisping habit’s here to thay
Will it thimply go away?
This lisp!

What’s this, you thay?
It doesn’t matter much
I thay
This problem really thucks
And why?
Well people like to point out little things
That they consider annoying
And there’s a trend of everyone
To just make fun if I thpeak wrong
This ain’t a joke
This ain’t a joke
Oh I’d remove it with one wish
This lisp!

And don’t you dare
Get technical with me
With the IPA dic’tion’ry
Velars, my thibilants are really screwy
Thounding kooky
Only mithpronounthing things
That stress a s or z
A lisp!

I thympathize with Winthrop
From Wilthon’s Muthic Man
He had an awkward lisp
And yet he thill played in a band
Instead of fear, maybe I should
Embrace it as it is
Cause we can learn a lethon
From embrathing toleranthe

I’m right! This thound,
I won’t let it screw me, around,
I’ve never felt tho free, before,
The confidenthe within my heart is going going up
I have courage to ask “What’s up?”
I’ll do it, oh I’ll do it
Oh I’m gonna theize the day
I’m gonna thay
I’m gonna thay
I’m gonna the proper th-SOUND!
Take that, lisp!
Remember to embrace those with lisps this Halloween- they are equal to everyone else.

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Claude Prez - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Thith ith really good! I admit I wish the lithping wath more conthithtent throughout; don't know your thtuff well enough to gueth if it'th on purpothe or not (though I do remember I loved your Jameth Bond one). Anyway, great thtuff!
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Great job on this, especially for st refs to The Music Man. Perhaps all the singer wants for Christmas is his two front teeth? ;)

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