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Song Parodies -> "Cut Off Your Curls"

Original Song Title:

"Part Of Your World"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Cut Off Your Curls"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

21st birthday song for my redheaded girlfriend Emelia. Listen to recording here, performed by EmiLoca.
Skin is so soft. White as a sheet
Womanly pinkish complexion, so sweet
But then we glimpse her red curls
Those swirling red devil rings

Colour it mauve, azure or gold
Thousands have shunned her, they wish she was bald
Look at that foul ginger tint
Horrible reddy tinge

She’s a carrot-top, frizzy like Ginny
Copper roots, tips and knots we abhor
Dr Horrible role? She was Penny
Lose those hairs, come on, Meels
Chop it all!

I wanna see hair more purple, or
Bright bottle green like you were Jim Henson’s
New kid in town, a blue
Monster on Sesame… Street

Clipping your fringe is just too subpar
Wigs you can buy from Mar-il-yn Manson
Your hair is long, so you’ve
Gotta rub in some… Veet

You don’t eat pork
And you will shun
Having to play in rays of the sun
That’s just like me, running from thee
Cut off your curls

Scarlet and stiff, your ranga quiff
It makes me shudder
Every braid like a mermaid?
Don’t get it damp
I cannot stand a single strand
I’d pay a grand for a hair cutter
To start trimming, bleach for dimming
Red is now banned

Go blonde like that ho Mar-il-yn Monroe
Screw the hairdressers, I’ll give you cancer
Set it on fire? That brightens it!
Cuz it’s aub-urn

My stomach churns
I need to barf
Cough up my lunch then chunder more stuff
Don’t be a ni. Snip it, boohbie
Cut off your curls!

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Andria - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job here... an annoying OS made funny. As for cutting my hair (also very curly and red), no way, no how. I'd end up with an Afro if I were to cut it to almost any length shorter than it is now. 5s.
Shirley Temple - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
They can cut anyone else's curls, but not mine. 555 for the song anyways.

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