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Song Parodies -> "Prostate"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Prostate"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

If you see a gray-haired guy who says "I've got to go!",
it's the grit-teeth grind of the
PROSTATE!
Prostate, yeah!

I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for a tough bio-break
Headed for a tough bio-break

I got me a gland, it's as big as a whale
And it's makin' me start to get real pale
When I was a young guy, and beer I'd be draining,
I'd hurry up and whizz, but now I'm straining

The prostate is a little old place where
Age can make things bigger
Prostate baby!
A prostate baby!
Prostate, baby prostate!
Prostate, baby prostate!
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)

Mine says, "Woo, spray away, fool,
But I rule, I'm the prostate!"
Well it's set inside, in the middle of the thighs,
Just a funky old gland in a funky old man

Grimace in the mens room
Grimace on the highway
Grimace on the front porch
Grimace in the hallway

The prostate is a little old place where
Age can make things bigger
Prostate baby!
Prostate baby!
Prostate, that's what inflates!
Prostate, that's what inflates!

Nothin' when you're pissin', blockin' and a-swellin'
Passin' next to nothin' 'cause it's big as a melon
Your sore back shimmies
Yeah, your sore back shimmies
Your sore back shimmies,
but nothin' gets a-movin' around
and around and around and around

Nothin' gets a-flowin', nothin' gets a-goin' baby
Stuff backin' up inside tends to get brown
Nothin' gets a-flowin', nothin' gets a-goin' baby
Funky little gland
FUNK-Y LITTLE GLAND!

Godzilla prostate, it's as big as a whale
And I'm about to get pale
Wish I was a cloud, 'cause then I'd be raining
like a storm, and pour, but now I'm straining

The prostate is a little old place where
Age can make things bigger
Prostate baby!
A prostate baby!
Prostate, baby prostate!
Prostate, baby prostate!
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)

Strain strain strain on the pour, baby!

Try a little harder big guy!

Strain strain strain on the pour, baby!

I can't clear you!

Strain strain strain on the pour, baby!

TRY A LITTLE HARDER MISTER!

Strain strain strain on the pour, baby!

I CAN'T CLEAR YOU!

Strain strain strain on the pour, baby
Strain strain strain on the pour, baby
STRAIN STRAIN!
On the pour baby!
STRAIN STRAIN!
On the pour!
STRAIN STRAIN!
On the pour baby!
STRAIN STRAIN!

You're what?

Went through!
FLUSHED IT!

Prostate, baby prostate!
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)
Prostate, baby prostate! (oh baby that's what inflates)
Prostate, baby prostate!

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CML - May 31, 2022 - Report this comment
Im now of the age where I face prostate issues. So I made an appointment with my doctor. And the receptionist asked me, "And what is your prostate issue?" And I told her, "I dont have one anymore. It was excised 15 years ago. So its a psychological issue ............. When all my fhigh school cronies get together to complain about having to wake up in the middle of the night because of urinary problems, I feel left out of the conversation. And when they worry about PSA levels, I feel excluded again, because I dont have any PSA at all!!"
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - May 31, 2022 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT. And hits close to home.
Peregrin - August 15, 2022 - Report this comment
Having been the proud (?) recipient of the effects outlined in this parody, I can only say that The Comedian either knows what they are talking about, or did some good research. It made me laugh (because I have to). CML's comment gave me a good laugh as well.

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