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Song Parodies -> "Raspberry Ass Toupee"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody Has to Pay"

Original Performer:

Susie van der Meer

Parody Song Title:

"Raspberry Ass Toupee"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Mister McFarley
I wasn't here on time today
My tire, it blew

Blow me, my mind adds
My pricing gun's on stun
And a swine is you
And a swine is you

And I see him with that pile of hay
Raspberry ass toupee
And the greeter balks in riled dismay
I can't locate his sanity

Breakroom, he boozes
Quickie masturbate or two
To thee, page three

Weekends, he's revvin'
Funky feet and fishin'
At the Fontainebleau

Hat concedes thee, ginger disarray
Raspberry ass toupee
In a tiki shop there lies a tray
Finding a mate again

Hat concedes thee, balking riled dismay
Raspberry ass toupee
Tonsory tete a tete
Raspberry ass toupee

One nutty buddy bae
Raspberry ass toupee

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Rob Arndt - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Another masterpiece Porfle- 555! Your title sub is very close to Prince and the Revolution's " Raspberry Beret! "
Porfle Popnecker - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks and Merry Christmas!
Rob Arndt - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
You too, buddy! Joyeux Noel!
Callmelennie - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Write, Porfle, write (lola)
Rob Arndt - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
The question now is what can you do with purée or flambé???
John Lomain - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny. I also thought of Raspberry Beret
Porfle Popnecker - December 27, 2015 - Report this comment
And they both start out in a store with a crummy boss! But I went in a different direction after that.

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