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Song Parodies -> "Brand New Year"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Brand New Year"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

How many of you people out there,that you are all being much unfair
And how many times do you really just want to fight again?
How many brutalities? How many moralities?
And why would you want to put yourself to settle again?
"Life is rough.",I hear you say,the going gets tough that way
Even though you never try to use the name of Texas in vain
There are the three men I admire most,the father,son and the holy ghost
You never want to make life even worse again

One day you could be looking through a new world of scary weather
Now there's a problem,no one's smiling at you,although it's not so clever
You could be walking down the street,and who you don't want to meet
Will pummel you to bits and your life is filled with fear

You can turn your back on them,honey
I'll punch the clocks and take all your money
I'm starting off a brand new year

Turn your back,STFU
I wonder if they'll get to you
Be safe and you can watch Yes,Dear

Turn your back on them,brother
You'll always know I miss my mother
Starting off a brand new year

Turn your back,it's safer,dude
The bullies fight with attitude
Started off a brand new year

It might happen to you,not like it happened to me
There's a certain immunity,it won't guarantee
A tribulation force,and you find yourself in it
And sometimes no neglection is there

Oh and wait a minute,wait a minute
Wait a minute,wait a minute
Wait a minute,wait a minute

You can turn your back on them,honey
I'll punch the clocks and take all your money
I'm starting off a brand new year

Turn your back it's stupid,mac
I'm begging you not to strike back
I worry about peerless fears

Turn your back,it's safer,dude
The bullies fight with attitude
Started off a brand new year

Turn you back,attention whores
Don't wanna go settle the score
Started off a brand new year

Not a rhythm in your tune,not a cookie it's the moon
Like a bat leaving the cave,like a big bad tidal wave
It's a world that's full of hate,between argues and debates
Like a train leaving a station,unleash the youth of the nation

Show up all you losers in the world
Show up it still counts every boy and every girl
Show up all you losers in the world
Starting off a brand new year

If the present's not a future,the past has you under pressure
Things are wicked on parole,no one ever steals your soul
What a class clown for a teacher,in the church there are no preachers
Power flowers in the rain,now it's time to hit the train

Show up all you losers in the world
Show up it still counts every boy and every girl
Show up all you losers in the world
Starting off a brand new year

You're the crap that's still pathetic,you're the man who's not athletic
A bad answer to this question,it won't follow your suggestion
We can turn this beat around,Things are up had must come down
If the pan should lose a handle,there's no flame on the candle

Show up all you losers in the world
Show up it still counts every boy and every girl
Show up all you losers in the world
Starting off a brand new year

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