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Song Parodies -> "What Would Jesus Do?"

Original Song Title:

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"What Would Jesus Do?"

Parody Written by:

Ace of Spades

The Lyrics

Sorry. I've submitted it correctly this time.
What, oh what, would Jesus do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

When Jesus was born the year zero
With no crib for a bed,
They laid gold, myrrh and frankincense,
Beside his little head.

When Jesus Christ lived in Judea,
In 33AD,
He gathered disciples, made friends with whores,
And preached equality.

So what, oh what, would Jesus do
If he were living now?
He'd fix the world in a day or two,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

I want to end all war and hunger,
They are not so funny any longer.

And I just want my priest
To stop molesting me, at least

I'll become a Messianic Jew,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would do.

And what, oh what, would Jesus do,
With two billion believers?
He'd tell them to unite for true
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

When Jesus Christ was crucified
He died but not for long
He rose again and went to Heaven
Where he did belong

And when Jesus went into the temple,
He beat up moneylenders.
Cos Jesus of Nazareth doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So let's go together,
Make them stop dropping bombs
Convert them into Christians too,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would do.

We'll make them into Christians too,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would dooooo,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
It was a hilarious idea to twist this song back into its original idea. I was taken aback by the verse about molesting priests( or rather, priests molesting), and how you have Him beat up the moneylenders after the Resurrection. Just as irreverent as the South Park guys. Some might argue the pacing just doesn't match, but I think in this case no one should argue on that point...would JESUS care about the pacing? :) 555
Green - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You just copied the original song.

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