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Song Parodies -> "Umbridge is a B**ch (Harry Potter mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Kyle's Mom's a B**ch"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Umbridge is a B**ch (Harry Potter mix)"

Parody Written by:

Rocknrule

The Lyrics

FRED: You guys, this is all Umbridge's fault.
MALFOY: Shut up, Weasley!
GEORGE: Umbridge is the one who banned us from playing Quidditch, nearley expelled Harry, and got Dumbledore arrested. And all because she's a big, fat, stupid
MALFOY: Don't say it, Weasley!
TWINS: [breaking into song]
Well
MALFOY: Don't do it, Weasley!
TWINS: [breaking into song]
Well
MALFOY: I'm warning you!
TWINS: Okay, okay.
MALFOY: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling our new headmaster a b
TWINS: [erupting into song]

Well, Umbridge is a b**ch
She's a big fat b**ch
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid b**ch
If there ever was a b**ch
She's a b**ch to all the boys and girls

MALFOY: Shut your f**king mouth, Weasley!

TWINS:
On Mondays she's a b**ch
On Tuesdays she's a b**ch
On Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a b**ch
Then on Sunday (just to be different)
She's a super king Kameyameya b**ch!

TWINS: C'mon! You all know the words!

ALL GRYFFINDORS:
Have you ever met Professor Umbridge?
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old b**ch and she has stupid hair
She's a b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch
B**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch
She's a stupid b**ch!
Umbridge is a b**ch, and she's just a dirty b**ch

FRED: Talk to wizards around the world, it might go a little bit something like this. [song is sung in Bulgarian, giant, mermish, and Parseltongue]

ALL GRYFFINDORS:
Have you ever met Professor Umbridge?
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old b**ch and she has stupid hair
She's a b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch
B**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch b**ch
She's a stupid b**ch!
Umbridge is a b**ch, and she's just a dirty b**ch
I really mean it
Professor Umbridge
She's a big fat f**king
Big old fat f**king b**ch, Umbridge, yeah
Cha!

GEORGE: [noticing aghast looks on children's faces] What? [turning around and sees Umbridge] Oh, f**k!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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Agrimorfee - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Shouldn't she be the "sorest witch in the world"?
Ravyn Rant - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute idea. Pity the only words you changed were the names of the characters. Can't vote on a non-parody, sorry...
Gendit - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
That was asome every thing involvin south park is funny check out mine bad view and impationt
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Simply one of the worst parodies ever. Seriously. As Ravynt Rant said, you only changed the names of the characters singing. Not only that, out of the 0.5% of the original song that you changed, the FREAKING! PACING! WAS! OFF!!! The line 'Umbridge is a bitch' doesn't fit the syllables of 'Kyle's mom's a bitch'... and 'Have you met Professor Umbridge?' doesn't fit the syllables of 'Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?'

I'm disgusted at how you've piggy-backed on the brilliance of Trey Parker with such a pitiful effort. NEGATIVE ONES.
marlu - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
this was funny
Christie Marie M - January 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Of all the "Kyle's mom" parodies I saw, THIS ONE DEFINITELY TAKES THE CAKE!!!!!!!!! I don't care what other people think, but I like the part where you added the parody of Kyle telling Cartman to "SHUT UP!" where Malfoy tells Weasley to shut his f----ing mouth!!!!!! I also read from one of the comments where you changed the character's names, mind telling me who they are? From the book or the movie? I don't care what sense this parody makes. Another thing: LOL!!!! SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! 555:).

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