-> "Justin Bieber's A Douche"
Original Song Title:
"Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"
Parody Song Title:
"Justin Bieber's A Douche"
The Lyrics
Twichick:How about we all sing about how much we dislike Justin Bieber?
(Overly Obsessed Justin Bieber Fan 2)* as everyone who supports Twichick cheers): NO!
[Twichick:] Weeelllll-
[Overly Obbessed Justin Bieber Fan 1] Don’t do it Twichick!
[Twichick Weeelllll-
[O.J.B. F 2) We’re warning you!
[Twichick] Screw all of you!
[O. J.B. F 3] That ?%!?! better not do it~
(Twichick): Weeelllll,
Justin Bieber’s a douche
He’s a big annoy tooling
He’s the biggest ?%?! in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid douche!
If there ever was a douche
She's a spaz to us all
(Overly J.B. F 3.] Shut your ?%!?! mouth Twichick!
(Twichick:)
On Monday he’s douche
On Tuesday he’s a douche
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a douche
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s super king kamehameha tool and douchebag!
(Twichick:Come on you all know the words!)
Twichick and other anti- Justin Bieber people):
Have you ever met that famous singer kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the biggest tool in the whole wide world!
And he’s a idiotic douche
And he ‘s annoying as hell
He’s a douche , douche , douche, douche, douche douche douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche
He's a brainless douche! (Woo!)
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And she's such an exasperating douche!(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...
[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]
Have you ever met that kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the douche in the whole wide world!
He's a mean spaz douche
And he’s been overhyped as hell
He’s a douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche,Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!
He’s a stupid douche
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And he’s such an dimwitted douche
I reeeally mean it,
Justin Bieber’s a tool! Justin Bieber suddenly appears Behind he looking furious. Everyone gasps.
he's a big annoying (bleep) douche
Big, annoying over hyped, douche
Screw Justin Bieber!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!
Twichick turns around .
Twichick:( horrified and shocked): Oh ?%?%
Justin Bieber (hatefully) so you all t hink I’m a douche do you?
Twichick laughs nervously while Justin Bieber and the fans stare at her with hateful and dark anticipation while another O.J.B. F yells, Get em!. Twichick flashes them all a finger while saying, “ Plz Don’t kill us!”
Twichick: (to other anti Justin Bieber people including friends) RUN! They all breaking off into a run with those fans and that poser (Justin Bieber) hounding after them.
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