-> "Pretty Juiced"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Noose" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
He got some moonshine, eh?
Drank it up, and peed it away
I saw him lose his meals
Clean it up, maybe then I'll feel
Swallow your Tanqueray
Drink some Brut, kiss your brains
Missed the door, smashed his face
Pretty juiced, that git is glazed
And I don't like that his vodka's mixed with rum
And I don't know where this guy is coming from
All I know is, he's not smart; in fact, he's dumb
There the bugger lays
Pick him up
And get this drunkard gone
Can't even contemplate
The kind of stuff
This dingus must be on
Downin' hops, malt and grain
Pretty juiced, he's pretty wa-
-sted. I don't like that they got him liquored up
Yeah, I don't like that they let him have too much
And I don't think that the barkeep gives a fudge
And I don't see what's the draw with getting drunk
I'll just have somethin' tame
Getting juiced is REALLY lame
And they should have cut him off
They should have made him leave
While he was on his feet
And I don't like that you twonks are getting bombed
And I don't like getting sloshed and throwing up
Man, I'd sure like to know where you're coming from
Does it feel that good when puking up a lung?
Man, you guys sure have a strange idea of "fun"
Man, your wives will chew you out when you get home...
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