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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Juiced"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Noose"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Juiced"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

He got some moonshine, eh?
Drank it up, and peed it away
All night

I saw him lose his meals
Clean it up, maybe then I'll feel
All right

Swallow your Tanqueray
Drink some Brut, kiss your brains

Missed the door, smashed his face
Pretty juiced, that git is glazed
And I don't like that his vodka's mixed with rum
And I don't know where this guy is coming from
All I know is, he's not smart; in fact, he's dumb

There the bugger lays
Pick him up
And get this drunkard gone

Can't even contemplate
The kind of stuff
This dingus must be on

Downin' hops, malt and grain
Pretty juiced, he's pretty wa-
-sted. I don't like that they got him liquored up
Yeah, I don't like that they let him have too much
And I don't think that the barkeep gives a fudge
And I don't see what's the draw with getting drunk

I'll just have somethin' tame
Getting juiced is REALLY lame

And they should have cut him off
They should have made him leave
While he was on his feet

And I don't like that you twonks are getting bombed
And I don't like getting sloshed and throwing up
Man, I'd sure like to know where you're coming from
Does it feel that good when puking up a lung?
Man, you guys sure have a strange idea of "fun"
Man, your wives will chew you out when you get home...

© Jonathan S., 2010

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Phil Nelson - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Better than the original and cleverly written
Tommy Turtle - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Jonathan, this is an *excellent* example of what we were talking about at the other song. I liked how you took an OS that repeats the main line, what, about 13 times? -- and made up clever, funny, *different* subs for each. Kudos.
TT The Movie - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry, the rest of the comment was cut off by a typo in the line breaks. What followed:

Also liked how you stayed close to the original while re-working to your theme -- lots of what we call "syllable-matching" (where your words rhyme with the OS, not just at the end of the line, but several times throughout the line). Bonus points for that in *any* song, IMHO.

Also liked your message. A drink can be pleasant; getting smashed and puking suxx. Well said.

I *did* listen to your OS, which was rather painful to my ears, which no doubt are somewhat older than yours. *Nailed* the pacing, except for the teensiest glitch in the second verse (assuming the video karaoke lyrics are correct):

*A* cleaner love
Clean it up

The parody line is one syllable short. Easy fixes, for example:

Go clean it up

However, such a tiny nit in a song so otherwise well-paced and very well-matched is not worth any deduction. The only reason I don't usually read your stuff is, as menitoned, I not only DKTOS, but they're also not my cup of tea, and therefore, don't really want to listen to them. Nothing against you personally, and this is very good technique. I agree with Phil Nelson -- *much* better than TOS. Well done. 555, and props. ;-)
Jonathan S. - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow. Big thanks for your big comment, Tom! Glad you liked the parody!
Jonathan S. - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry, Phil! I forgot to say thanks for your feedback, too!
Tommy Turtle - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Jonathan, do you use the name "JonnySpazzbourne" at YouTube, and did you send me a video? I received an email to that effect. It's something about YT accounts being stolen and misused. It smells a lot like spam. If it's legit, let me know. If not, it looks like someone has compromised your YT account and is using it to spam others, and probably to get them to click a malicious link so that their account gets stolen as well. Please reply at *any* parody of mine, as I check "latest comments" most days, and will see it. Thanks.

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