Song Parodies -> eBay Card

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

Original Performer:

Soundgarden

  
Parody Song Title:

"eBay Card"

Parody Written by:

Chocolate Candy Cane

This song is about my faulty Gamecube memory card that I got off eBay that formatted a total of three times before it was replaced. I still get sick to my stomach when I think about all the hours of play down the drain.
In my eyes
It's disposed
In disguise as no one knows
Hides the games
Lies the snake
The card in my disgrace
Boiling heat
Playing lots
'Neath the black the card looks dead
Call my name through the screen
And I'll hear you scream again

eBay card
Won't you come
And wash away the play
eBay card
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come

Stuttering
Warm and dry
Steal the data, tired friend
Times are gone for unlocked men
Sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes
Walking sleep
In my youth I pray to keep
The game data before I sleep
No one sings like you anymore

eBay card
Won't you come
And wash away the play
eBay card
Won't you come
Won't you come

eBay card
Won't you come
And wash away the play
eBay card
Won't you come

Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)

Hang my head
Drown my fear
Till it all just disappears

eBay card
Won't you come
And wash away the play
eBay card
Won't you come
Won't you come

eBay card
Won't you come
And wash away the play
eBay card
Won't you come

Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
Won't you come (eBay card, eBay card)
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