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Song Parodies -> "Trainer"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smashmouth

Parody Song Title:

"Trainer"

Parody Written by:

neminem

The Lyrics

Yes, I am a complete geek :-)
My parents always say, why,
your brain surely will fry,
I ain't the coolest kid in my section,
and the kids at school all pester,
like bothersome molesters,
with the shape of an 'l' in my direction,

Well, I sure don't care, and I keep on trainin',
I learned all the rules, and I ain't complainin', but
If you've used a golem then you know,
your attack gets high but your speed is low...
so much to beat, so much to get,
so what's wrong with using the small cheats,
you'll never know if you don't try,
you'll never win if you go die...

Hey now, you're a trainer,
turn your game on, let's play,
Hey now, you're a trainer,
Now meoth, use pay-day,

I want Pokemon gold, but in the US it got out-sold.

It's a neat game, and they say it gets neater,
if Misty's gym is cool, just wait till you beat her,
but the cool kids at school beg to differ,
judging by the res. of the gameboy picture.
The plot, I think, is wearing kind of thin,
to get to Cinnabar you've got to swim.
my world's monochrome, how 'bout yours,
that's the way I like it even though it looks old

Hey now, you're a trainer,
turn your game on, let's play,
Hey now, you're a trainer,
Now meoth, use pay-day,

I want Pokemon gold, but in the US it got out-sold.



Hey now, you're a trainer,
turn your game on, let's play,
Hey now, you're a trainer,
Now meoth, use pay-day,

I want Pokemon gold...

somebody once asked, could I spare a water flask,
my throat's so parched that I will not let you by,
I said, yep, what a concept, I could use a little drink myself,
but I will give it to you anyway.

Well, I sure don't care, and I keep on trainin',
learned all the rules, and I ain't complainin', but
If you've used a golem then you know,
your attack gets high but your speed is low...
so much to beat, so much to get,
so what's wrong with using a small cheat,
you'll never know if you don't try,
you'll never win if you go die...

Hey now, you're a trainer,
turn your game on, let's play,
Hey now, you're a trainer,
Now meoth, use pay-day,

I want Pokemon gold, but in the US it got out-sold.
And I want Pokemon gold, but in the US it got out-sold.
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Little Lion - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I LOVE POKEMON TOO! this was very clever, by the way ;-)
MidgetMyutsuu - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
That sounds so much like me...I LOVE IT!
Sylvia Viridian - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You get awesomeness points not just for the quality of this parody, but for speaking up for Pokemon fans. Sankyuu! (Come to think of it, I oughta post that "1985" pokemon parody I've been thinking about...)

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