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Song Parodies -> "Nero"

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Original Performer:

Smashing Pumpkins

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

James I

The Lyrics

A litany of faux mishearings, which he deserves. Nyah.
My erection, dirty marrow
No connection to my shelf
I'm your mother, I'm your Nero
I'm the phased inner dream of Glass

So shave the whales
we're never really gonna need 'em
Throw often chairs? They fly!
Wanna gopher? A ride?

Change the blinds for me
Cheese all I really need
Change the blinds for me

Empty? Ne, si Snow Liness!
An Lone Liness is Sklen Liness!
An Sklen Liness is God Liness!
And God eats lemmings just like me.

Intoxicated with the madras
I'm in love with Marsalas
Bald Jew baker
Enchanted dingoes
Folsom Prisons at your charcoal meat

Change the blinds for me
Cheese all I really need
Change the blinds for me

I never let on
that I was on a singing chimp
I never let on that I was dead

You blame your serf
For watching Reilly nor
You blame your serf for watching 'More'

Change the blinds for me
Cheese all I really need
Change the blinds for me
Cheese, my one and only.
(C) BuggMusik 2003

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nerf-bomb - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
"God eats lemmings just like me" "enchanted dingoes" Lmao. Nonsensical, but very funny. XD

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