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Song Parodies -> "Wait and Cook"

Original Song Title:

"Wait and Bleed"

Original Performer:

Slipknot

Parody Song Title:

"Wait and Cook"

Parody Written by:

PorkSoda

The Lyrics

I felt the cheese rise up in me
Kneel down and eat the pizza and beans
I cook at Burger King; the one you can't see
Inside my kitchen I Cook and Eat

GOODBYE!

I wipe it off my face
The cheese is hotter this time
Everything is cheesey pizza
My stove is white and gold
The ovens straight hot
This is not the way I pictured Burger King
I cannot control my stove
How the hell did I cook this?
Something about this cheese - so very wrong
I had to cook out loud
I wish I didn't cook this
IS IT CHEESE OR A SALOMI?

I cooked the cheese and put it in me
Kneel down and eat my brussel sprouts
I cook where you can't see
Inside my kitchen I Wait and Cook

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Cause I don't need this
THE STUPID MUFFIN BAKE?
But I'll cook some cupcakes for the Reverend
I AM SIMBA!
I'll cough and sneeze I'LL EAT YOUR CHEESE AWAY!

I ate my cheese inside of me
I knelt down and puked up my frido bleed
I cook around my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I WAKE AND COOK!

GOODBYE!

YOU HAVEN'T ATE A THING
I HAVEN'T COOKED YOU LUNCH
THE CHEESE IS IN MY SAUCE
I'LL GIVE YOU STEAK AND FRIES!

YOU HAVEN'T ATE A THING
I HAVEN'T COOKED YOU LUNCH!
THE CHEESE IS IN YOUR SAUCE
I"LL MAKE YOU STEAK AND FRIES!

I felt the cheese rise up in me
I knelt down and puked the cheese and leaves
I cook around my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I Wait and Cook

I felt the cheese rise up in me
Kneel down and slip on the cheesey floor
I cook aruond my Burger King
Inside my kitchen I WAIT AND COOK!

AND I"LL GIVE CHEESE TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 9

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Mickey O'Harpy - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow does this suck.
fimbulwinter051 - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thats just about the weakest thing ever. u know, u remind me of the lame kid in the classroom that talks about shit that happened years ago and laughs about 35 seconds after a joke is told. pathetic.
who cares? - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HELL?! youre SIMBA?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......LMAO.
TheHeartlessOne - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
omg, this was really funny to me, i guess just because i worked at McDonalds as a cook for a while, it just reminds me of how much i hated my job and how i used to throw cheese at people, once i even threw some into the vat frier, man they were mad, lol
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SIMBA, like outta the lion king? How long did you wrote this shit? You're proud, right? No reason why!!

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