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Song Parodies -> "Don't Screw My Mother"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Dream Its Over"

Original Performer:

Sixpense None The Richer

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Screw My Mother"

Parody Written by:

Mjccrimson

The Lyrics

just wastin' some time
she may invite you in, modesty she's without
try to mix you daquiri's in a paper cup
if i find out, you're dead. it's a battle you've lost
you'll never see the end of the pain
if you tussle with me

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.

now i'm towing your car, i've made a hole in your roof
mom's protection is causing me suspicion but there's no proof
on the machine today you described how she'd taste
i erased it before i'd really built up my rage

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.

now i'm waking again to the beat of her bum
and i'm counting the steps to the door as you start
to realize i'm there, you jump clear off the roof
i follow, letting go my irritation and my grief

hey now, hey now
don't screw my mother
hey now, hey now
your world will end
i'll come, i'll come
and brawl, bitch, fight, and cuss
you know that you can't win.

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neither "parody police" nor "mr critic" - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but Sixpence's version of this song was done in the 2000's; and GW Bush was president at the time (hint hint). Also please remember that I am male and I do not like parodies about feaces or urine.
Stephen Harrington - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555, funny one. Ignore the first poster, he's acting anal.
Poopie Long Stocking - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, if people want to act as decade police, that's their frickin' problem. I'm sure they'd rather see more bathroom parodies than misdecaded ones anyway.

I approve of this parody too. So I gave it a perfect vote of 5,5,5.
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, it was funny, 5's

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