Song Parodies -> *BEEP* me

Original Song Title:

"Kiss me"

Original Performer:

Sixpence none the richer

  
Parody Song Title:

"*BEEP* me"

Parody Written by:

The Thought Police

I always thought the original song would sound funny if they replaced the word "kiss" with a loud beep.(Kinda like when one uses the words "in bed",after reading the fortune in a fortune cookie.)
*BEEP* me,late at night or early
"Daily",when on my warm,warm,bed
Please,Please, please don't make me wait
You can *BEEP* me 'til my face turns red!

Oh,*BEEP* me,til' the early sunrise
"Quickly",'cause I can't -wait for more
Lift your gentle hand
Call up the band and make your lovergirl dance
See my swoons,harkening
Now *BEEP* me !

*BEEP* me,I'll invite friends over
We three,can hang about for hours
Bring,bring, bring your gift of gab
We'd surely love it if you took a "stab"

Oh,*BEEP* me,'til the early sunrise
"Quickly",'cause I can't-wait for more
Lift your gentle hand
Call up the band and make your lovergirl dance
See my swoons,harkening
Now *BEEP* me !
Oops ! I didn't mean to write that word as "*BEEP*", I only meant to write,"beep". ( You know,as in "call me,beep me," ) The "call up the band" line should been a dead givaway and the line that goes, "see my swoons,harkening"---I'm hoping for the best
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Chris H. - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That's freakin' hilarious , more so than the rhyming , it's the whole concept , you made me think it was about having sex , when really it's really about calling someone , but the funny part is it works both ways...Brilliant , I say!

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