-> "I Will Eat Right Here"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Follow Him"
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Eat Right Here"
The Lyrics
I will eat right there;
Eat right there forever more I will.
And that table will always be there.
For nothing can keep me away,
The table is my destiny.
I will eat right there,
Ever since I ate there for the first time.
No other table is so nice,
So nice I can eat, eat right there.
I love that table.
I’ll eat there; I’ll eat there;
I’ll eat there, and where He goes,
I’ll eat, I'll eat, I'll eat.
Food is always my true love,
My true love, my true love.
No matter what happens, what happens, what happens…
I will eat right there,
Ever since I ate there for the first time.
No other table is so nice,
So nice I can eat, eat right there.
I love that table...
I will eat right there,
Ever since I ate there for the first time.
No other table is so nice, so nice I can eat,
Eat right there. I love that table…
I’ll eat there. (Oh yes I‘ll eat there).
I'll sit, (I'm gonna sit).
Nice table, (that table will always very, very nice),
Forever, (now until forever).
I’ll eat there, I’ll eat there, I’ll eat there,
And where the table goes,
I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.
Food will always be my true love,
My true love, my true love.
No matter what happens, happens, happens...
Food is always so glorious,
A table so nice it can’t keep,
Keep me away, away from my food.
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