This is what a Muslim woman wants...

Any man of mine better think it's a crudity
If I go in public with full facial nudity
And he can be irate if I'm late, that's fine
'Cause he oughta cane my behind

Any man of mine best be fine with that
When last year's burqa makes my bomb look fat
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hijab day

And if I bow to pray
Five times a day
I wanna hear him say
ULLULULULULULULULULULU, I like it that way

Any man of mine, better not eat swine
Better show me a comic, salaamic, Islamic kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the Qu'ran goes
He's gotta be a wife beatin', goat bleatin',
Ghutra-drapin', camel-rapin' kind --
Any man of mine

Well, any man of mine better hide his glee
If his seven other wives are lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and it tastes like shit
He better say, well, it's halal, innit?

(Chorus repeats)