Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Where in the World is He Will Not Divide Us"

Original Song Title:

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Where in the World is He Will Not Divide Us"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well he sneaks around the globe from New York to the UK
He’s a sickly little actor with a small webcam in tow
He’ll scream right in your face if you don’t do what he say
Tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us?”

Got his fame on Disney Channel, then played Indy’s greaser son
He seemed to shift his focus to half-baked performance art
Thanks to Donald in the White House, Shia’s work has just begun
Now tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us”

Followed by Reddit and Breitbart, Anonymous, 4chan
They hack all the coordinates to find that broadcast

Well LaBeouf is on the run, Eagle Eyes on the net are watchin
For that beanie wearing loonie as he plays Capture the Flag
He put the con in conspiracy as he wonders why his plans are botchin
Where in the World is “He Will Not Divide Us”

Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can he be?

Ooh he’s losing his battle to internet masterminds
They troll on his livestream for the world to see

Well he wanders all the world and he’ll even get arrested
He’s a virtue signal weakling with a psychopathic gaze
He’ll keep chanting platitudes to himself when his plans get bested
Tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us”

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

4Chan - April 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Yep. Been having a lot of fun chasing him around...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 913