Well, she parks her own Sable in the faculty parking lot
She's usually in her office in the good old Science Building
But at times she'll be outside when the temperature is so hot
Tell me where on campus is Missa Murry Eaton?

After work I usually go to the campus so I can see her
It's always good for her when I get to see her often
Well, there's days that I just can't seem to actually locate her
Tell me where on campus is Missa Murry Eaton?

She walk from Great Hall to Lecture Hall, Forker Lab to the Bookstore, Chadderton to the Lartz Library and back!

Well, I'll eventually locate her, if it's the last thing I do
But if I fail to find her, then I just leave the campus
Knowing that next time that I go there, that's the first thing that I will do
Tell me where on campus is Missa Murry Eaton?
Oh, tell me, where on campus is...oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, the Great Hall to Lecture Hall, Forker Lab via the Bookstore, Chadderton to the Lartz Library, SHARON HALL!

Well, she'll walk around campus and she'll walk through every building
She's a psychology professor who I have the hots for
I'll sometimes give her a balloon when she's in the Science Building
Tell me where on campus is Missa Murry Eaton?