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Song Parodies -> "Roiling of the Cesspools"

Original Song Title:

"Ripples in the Rockpools"

Original Performer:

Rita Connolly

Parody Song Title:

"Roiling of the Cesspools"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Thank you for the feedback! As I promised...here it is! It's Kongressional Karaoke IV (Roiling of the Cesspools! Its time to make a deal before we fall off the Fiscal Cliff! Err...... why do I have this queasy feeling when Congress and the President want to 'Make a Deal'? Nothing good will be coming out of this....If you are thinking it is time to run for cover...you assuredly aren't alone...when Washington D.C. reaches a compromise, it is the voters who are truly compromised as Congress hacks into its sleeves with raucous laughter....my impression of the actual 'Negotiations'.......
Roiling of the Cesspools

(Sung to Ripples in The Rockpools by Rita Connolly)

Roiling of the cesspools in the paling sun
Roiling of the cesspools in the paling sun
Roiling of the cesspools in the paling sun
And the Hacks are here for Winter....

(President Obama)

John Boehner I will tax the evil rich
John Boehner I will tax the evil rich
John Boehner I will tax the evil rich
And I'll mortgage away my daughters....

Roiling of the Cesspools, pollution you can see
Movement in the quagmire thats supposed to be our governance!
Roiling of the Cesspools, corruption you can see
Eruption of the midden heap thats two triple zero six!

(John Boehner)

Obama, you and Reid will destroy the middle class
Obama, you and Reid will destroy the middle class
Obama, you and Reid will destroy the middle class
As I play at being conservative....

(Obama and Reid)

The GOP is going to kill the middle class
The GOP is going to kill the middle class
The GOP is going to kill the middle class
While people think we give a damn.....

Roiling of the Cesspools, betrayal in the air...
The Congress building might as well be a vomitorium
Roiling of the Cesspools, they compromise, we'ere scared!
We need to legislate a venal moratorium!

(John Boehner)

Sometimes my name rhymes with complainer
Other times it rhymes well with container
But at times when I can't rightly explainer...
My name then rhymes with Owner...

(Obama, Reid and Boehner grin at each other and at electorate... a horrifying sight. as they sing...)

We will all tell them that a deal has been struck...
We will all tell them that a deal has been struck...
We will all tell them that a deal has been struck...
The one we made a year ago...

Roiling of the Cesspools in Washington D.C.
Our elected officials are a Government of Mass Destruction!
Roiling of the Cesspools; shit on you and me...
When will we find a solution to this mass dysfunction!

Roiling of the Cesspools, its the Demon Rats!
Having the black gall to say they care about the masses
Roiling of the Cesspools, the Republican'ts as well
Wasting even more time in Legislative Manassas!!

Roiling of the Cesspools, betrayal everywhere
Congress feels that they are better than the electorate...
Roiling of the Cesspools, We the People put them there....
Maybe we need to vote in some expectorant.....
Personal Site I have no ideas for the song Highway to Hell but my next vicious verbal neologism will be a tune about the Kardashians. As long as you vote and comment, I will keep submitting these!!!

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