Song Parodies -> Livin' It Like al-Queada
| Original Song Title: | "Livin' La Vida Loca" |
| Original Performer: | Ricky Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Livin' It Like al-Queada" |
| Parody Written by: | BulldozerBegins |
This is how the song might sound if Ricky Martin were singing about terrorists instead of gold diggers. Request: Please keep all racial comments to yourselves. This song deals specifically and exclusively with those who already engage in terrorism.
1. He’s into terrorism! / And weapons of MD! /
He fights / for the great Jihad! /
He has / no sanity! /
He’s was friends / with al-Sadhr! / And met bin-Laden too! /
He’d like to see the whole world; / get blown to Timbuktu! /
(First Chorus)
He’ll make you take your clothes off / and jump into a mass grave! /
And nobody in your company / would he ever think to save! /
'Cause he’s / totally depraved! /
Come on! /
Insides twisted 'bout! /
He’s living it like al-Queada! /
He’ll blast your building down! /
Living it like al-Queada! /
He’s always seeing red! /
He’s eviller than a hydra! /
He’ll bribe the UN out! /
(He’s living it like al-Queada! /) x 3
2. He attacked New York City! /
And dragged it straight through Hell! /
He’ll come / to a town near you! /
Wipe that one / out as well! /
(Second Chorus)
He never takes a shower; /
Washes in the sandy grain! /
And wouldn’t mind at all one bit / if he blew away your brain! /
Once he / derails Spanish trains! /
Come on! /
Insides / twisted / 'bout! /
He’s living it / like al-Queada! /
He’ll blast / your / building / down! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
He’s always / seeing red! /
As CNN / plays his mantra! /
He’ll wear / the / UN / out! /
He’s living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
(Trail)
(Instrumental Break)
(Repeat First Chorus)
(Instrumental Break)
La-la-la-la-la-la-like al-Queada!
Death, guts, and blood! / Livin' like al-Queada! /
Bona fide / terrorist / like al-Queada!
He's evil as it gets! /
He fights / for the great Jihad! /
He has / no sanity! /
He’s was friends / with al-Sadhr! / And met bin-Laden too! /
He’d like to see the whole world; / get blown to Timbuktu! /
(First Chorus)
He’ll make you take your clothes off / and jump into a mass grave! /
And nobody in your company / would he ever think to save! /
'Cause he’s / totally depraved! /
Come on! /
Insides twisted 'bout! /
He’s living it like al-Queada! /
He’ll blast your building down! /
Living it like al-Queada! /
He’s always seeing red! /
He’s eviller than a hydra! /
He’ll bribe the UN out! /
(He’s living it like al-Queada! /) x 3
2. He attacked New York City! /
And dragged it straight through Hell! /
He’ll come / to a town near you! /
Wipe that one / out as well! /
(Second Chorus)
He never takes a shower; /
Washes in the sandy grain! /
And wouldn’t mind at all one bit / if he blew away your brain! /
Once he / derails Spanish trains! /
Come on! /
Insides / twisted / 'bout! /
He’s living it / like al-Queada! /
He’ll blast / your / building / down! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
He’s always / seeing red! /
As CNN / plays his mantra! /
He’ll wear / the / UN / out! /
He’s living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
(Trail)
(Instrumental Break)
(Repeat First Chorus)
(Instrumental Break)
La-la-la-la-la-la-like al-Queada!
Death, guts, and blood! / Livin' like al-Queada! /
Bona fide / terrorist / like al-Queada!
He's evil as it gets! /
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