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Song Parodies -> "Hes Leaving, Hes Mike Lichota"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Hes Leaving, Hes Mike Lichota"

Parody Written by:

Ree Hormes

The Lyrics

I know this parody will make sense to no-one but it is a fitting tribute to one of my colleagues who sadly is leaving us today so i hope you enjoy the comedy and join me in saying goodbye
He's in to life and pensions, MAC quotes and takin' calls
You can't call his extension 'cos he don't work here anymore

He's got a new vocation, booking trips and selling flights
If you want a cheap vacation, just call up and ask for Mike

He likes David Hasselhoff and finishing at four
But there's no more early starts for him 'cos he's walking through the door
Yeah he's working here no more!

Come on!

He'll see you out in town, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
Down the Lava Lounge, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
His favourite colours red, and someone nicked his motor
He will wear you out, 'cos his c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda

Woke in Mike's bedroom, with a funky kebab smell
He was smart and he hid his money,
'cos the girl was from Pen Hill
He can fly you to Majorca or anywhere in Spain
He can help you with Hertz rent a car or even catch a train
Yeah, there'll be no snakes on your plane (come on!)

He'll see you out in town, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
Down the Lava Lounge, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
His favourite colours red, and someone nicked his motor
He will wear you out, 'cos his c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda

He like's playing poker but has never won a game
He wants to live a golfers life but his long range putts are lame
and his short one's are the same (come on!)

He'll see you out in town, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
Down the Lava Lounge, he's leaving, he's Mike Lichota
His favourite colours red, and someone nicked his motor
He will wear you out, 'cos his c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda (Come on!)
His c**k's the size of Yoda
hope you enjoyed this parody there will plenty more on the way with more relevance to things you will know ie. Office Chair Slapball

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Pixtonchuck - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is whammin' boom man! It makes my motor run, just one question, who is Mike Lichota?

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