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Song Parodies -> "Birthday of Emiloca"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Birthday of Emiloca"

Parody Written by:

Jake a Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) and Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday Emi!
Someone's having a birthday,
This girl's a total doll.
Let's hope her day is happy,
And that she has a ball!

She writes the songs that wow us,
Still can't believe her age.
Sweet 16's come upon us,
The party's on this page!

She's written songs of Gollum and of Allergies and Dogs.
She parodied Chicago, Good Charlotte and Les Mis'rables .
And one all about Grandma, (oh dear!)

Sing and Dance tonight,
The Birthday of Emiloca!
She's loved on AmIRight,
The Birthday of Emiloca!
She's like a ray of light,
And it really ain't no joke-a!
Just a pure delight,
Birthday of Emiloca, (woo hoo!)
Birthday of Emiloca, (alright!)
The Birthday of Emiloca!

Her witty jokes will kill ya,
But don't fudge yourself, LOL.
She thinks this tune is a tad familiar?
Well our budget was very small!

Today's the day our golden gal advances to sixteen.
Now it's not called 'statutory' but 'bad judgement' or 'obscene',
For Orlando to get keen!

Big lights beaming bright,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Cool tunes, pink balloons,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Mikaela has spiked,
All the chilled NecroDew soda!
Hey, where's my invite?
Birthday of EmiLoca, (Yestling!)
Birthday of EmiLoca, (Gew on!)
The Birthday of EmiLoca!

An Iron Maiden voyage as she sips proof-free champagne.
As Tibbygirl and Your Worst Nightmare sing out serenades,
Just spray Apricot with RAID!

We'll jive all the night,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Lots of presence now,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
The gift of sixteen bucks,
Is blown in one round of poker.
Let's get down tonight,
Birthday of EmiLoca! (Poobum!)
Worst lay you'll get: Al Roker! (Yee-um!)
Birthday of EmiLoca!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Ashkicksass - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to check the comment box yesterday. It's hard to be me...
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday, Emi! When I was 16, a Republican President of The United States Of America left office. I wish the same good fortune for you, heh heh *coughI'mreallypoliticallyIndependentyouknowcough* heh heh!
Ken - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
How many birthdays is Emiloca having? It was yesterday, then today!
Homer, Not Simpson --- but The Ancient Greek Poet - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Every day, as rosy-fingered dawn heralds the chariot of Helios above the wine-dark sea, EmiLoca rises anew with the morning dew, from the Pillars of Hercules to Mount Olympus.
Homer....Simpson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm... morning dew...
Apricot - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Them's fightin' words, Brattoni.
2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you 5's because I am fully in support of celebrating the birthday of Emiloca. At 16 I could barely write free-style poetry.

HOWEVER, dissing Al Roker for the sake of a rhyme... I thought I knew you guys. Seriously, happy B-day, Emi. My favorite versions of many songs here on the site, most recently including 'Heya', still belong to you.

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