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Song Parodies -> "That Kylo Ren's A Geek"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got A Friend In Me"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman (Toy Story)

Parody Song Title:

"That Kylo Ren's A Geek"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Kylo Ren was far from threatening... Nobody would dare mess with Darth Vader or even Darth Maul but this guy will throw a hissy fit if he doesn't get his way...
That Kylo Ren's a geek
That Kylo Ren will freak
In that cloak looks rather bad
But this child's just wild, Breaks things when he's mad
He's no Darth Vader (Who is his granddad)
And that Kylo Ren will tweak
Yeah, That Kylo Ren will shriek

That Kylo Ren's a creep
Yeah, Kylo's a black sheep
His blood boils and he's unglued
That saber he will swing when he just wants to brood
In that black leather, Chicks must think he's cute
And that Kylo Ren's so bleak
Some damage he will wreak

The leader Snoke puts up with him and all his rebellion
Teenage angst ensues
Hating
Han Solo's son
And Leia tells him to please come home
She's missing you, boy

Might have loose gears inside
The First Order's kind of guy
As threatening as that Jar Jar Binks
That Kylo Ren's so meek
Hear Kylo Ren just squeak
Darth Maul was much more chic

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Rob Arndt - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Totally appropriate. I found the character very frustrating as in a watered down young Vader still inferior to Anakin. He's not Sith, so I never heard him called by the title Darth Revan, but perhaps because his training by Snoke is incomplete. But his other names are baffling too. Kylo Ren is also a supposed title "Kylo of the Ren" sorta like Knights of Ren (whatever that was) and he was CONFIRMED to be Han and Leia's son, which should have been Jacen Solo making Rey his twin Jaina Solo who has the Force awakening and family connection since Leia was never trained as Jedi. Luke Skywalker trained him and he turned to the Dark Side. But Han calls him Ben as in Ben Solo. WTF did JJ Abrams do, as evidenced by the light saber incident with Rey suggesting she is a Skywalker instead? It's obvious Kylo will be back from Star Killer base (saved by General Hux or Captain Phasma). He's listed as in Episode VIII and Snoke is a dead giveaway for Darth Plagueis who learned to cheat death itself. So will this Solo kid follow the SWU book series or not? What of Jaina? Luke is an isolated hermit. No Mara Jade or were his kids hidden too? 555!
Matthias - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Never read the books or watched the cartoon but he really sucks as a new bad guy for the entire Universe to fear especially since he looks like the super geeky kid from "Grandma's Boy"
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Matthias, if you love SW or just Ep VII, check out my entry of Bazine Netal today ;-)
Jonathan - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this is the baddy from the new movie? (which I have yet to see) if so it sounds like they could've used Ren Hoek and had a much more bad@$$ villain 5's
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, in just 12 days Episode VII has made over $1 Billion worldwide! Most project it will topple "Avatar" and "Titanic" both!!!
Elizabeth Mayne (Not Really) - December 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Sounds kind of like the guy on the cover of this romance novel: http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/hissy.jpg
John Lomain - December 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny. I haven't seen the movie yet but I have just been to Disney's Hollywood Studios where they have lots of Star Wars stuff now, as well as the usual Toy story ride. 5's
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Well done, not too spoilerific (haven't seen it yet), and referencing Darth Maul for a final line was great.
Max Power - January 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Kylo Ren kills the president from "Air Force One".
bobpiecheese - January 12, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kinda hard to comment on this one as I haven't seen The Force Awakens (though I've read all the spoilers so I wasn't lost) so I really don't have my own opinion on Kylo. The parody wasn't really anything I haven't already read on the Interwebs (or heard from my brother), and the pacing might be a little wonky (might just be Randy's wonky delivery, though). So yeah, interesting idea, but it just come off as quick first impressions.
Abbott Skelding - January 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Ah yes, with the new batch of Star Wars movies...another batch of Star Wars themed parodies. I don't think I'll be seeing this new trilogy, so this went right over my head (as per usual haha).
Rob Arndt - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Note: "Rogue One" comes out Dec 16, 2016. So actually there are two more trilogies in production. RO deals with the EP.IV timeline with the Rebels fighting the Empire and Bothans stealing the plans to the Death Star.
Blaydeman - January 14, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I have seen the new Stat Wars movies so I'm right in the know here. Kyle Ren was interesting for me. Yeah, I would've liked someone other than Adam Driver play the role, but who knows where they're going to take this character. As of now, yeah, he's a bit whiny and throws tantrums, so I liked the razzing of the character. The lyrics were a little clunky at times though.
Rob Arndt - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry, wrong again Blaydeman. I am a true fan since 1977 and know all the movies plus all the SWU stuff. I just wrote 13 parodies about all the major and minor characters of Episode VII and gave heads up on "Rogue One" and 'Episode VIII." Btw, I have my own independent SW novels that were ordered down by Lucasfilm prior to acquisition by Disney- 1800 pages worth! Set 25,000 years BBY to the original "Journal of the Whills." (Mediascene Prevue, May 1980 interview of George Lucas on his 12 part original vision).

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