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Song Parodies -> "I'm Going Slightly Bald"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Going Slightly Mad"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Going Slightly Bald"

Parody Written by:

Matt AT

The Lyrics

This is a song about someone who is embarasseed about being bald
(Verse 1)
When the bald patch on my head increases,
And the meaning is oh so clear.
One thousand and one different hair strands,
Begin to vanish from my head-oh dear.
Is this trying to tell you something?
You're losing that one final hair,
You're simply going to have to cover up my dear,
To be honest you need to wear a wig.

(Chorus)
I'm going slightly bald,
I'm going slightly bald,
It finally happened-happened,
It finally happened-oh no,
It finally happened-I'm slightly bald.

Oh dear!

(Verse 2)
I'm one hair strand short of a full head,
My head is not yet quite filling,
I've lost too much hair to go to the barber's,
I made my hair dresser go bankrupt,
My scalp is getting embarrassing,
I'm really out of hair,
My hair will never grow back,
I think I need a fancy wig!

Oh dear

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
I'm no longer sporting any hair dos,
Coz my hair's falling fast its true,
I'm wearing only novelty wigs these days,
But my dear how about you?

(Chorus)

I'm slightly bald,
Just going slightly bald,
And there look no hair!

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Wii Charnstar - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it, I did a song from Queen about baldness too, just mine was more... shaving it all off instead of it growing off... But GREAT parody here, 5-5-5

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