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Song Parodies -> "Grieves Mr. Whipple"

Original Song Title:

"Thieves In The Temple"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Grieves Mr. Whipple"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Squeeze Char-min
Squeeze Char-min unworried
But just keep Mr. Whipple, from sight

He’s got serious issues
About our bathroom tissue
So don’t grieve Mr. Whipple, alright

So if he’s there keep browsing
For all your household fair
You can squeeze when he’s not round
But he’ll surly whine
If he’s right there

Squeeze Charmin, oh
Squeeze Charmin but hurry
If you see Mr. Whipple, in sight

If you see him walking through our stores (stores)
Like a boyscout looking fer smores (smores)
Please don’t grieve Mr. Whipple, alright

Cameras in the store will record any Squeezin’
Watch what you do!
So even if you’re wanting to
You shouldn’t really do it ‘cause you’d only make him blue

No, no, no

Squeeze on

But don’t grieve Mr. Whipple, alright

Just watch him in the aisles, while squeezing a roll in style
(Squeezing it, squeezing it, Squeezing a roll in style)
‘Cause we wouldn’t want to see him loose his smile
Please Mr. Whipple

Shoppers so you know, keep squeezing on
Any time you can
When he cannot see
You’re squeezing hands

Squeezing Charmin grieves Mr. Whipple
Mr. Whipple’s uptight

Don’t, grieve Mr. Whipple (alright) alright
Hear me?

Squeeze Charmin
Squeeze Charmin unsurveyed
Or you’ll leave Mr. Whipple, uptight

Please Mr. Whipple

Just curb your squeezing! (Please Mr. Whipple)
Just squeeze it when he’s left! (Please Mr. Whipple)
Just squeeze a roll when he cannot see
(Squeezed Chamin) (Grieves Mr. Whipple)
Squeeze Charmin unworried

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Lomain - March 28, 2013 - Report this comment
This was a charmin(g) parody
2LD4U - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment
I never heard the original song, but I REALLY MISS MR. WHIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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