Santa lives in North Pole
Making his elves not think he;s an asshole
There's snow around Claus's house
There is more yellow snow than around my house

He's Claus, He's Claus
He's got a beard
He's Claus He's Claus Santa
His suit is red

Claus rides his sleigh on Christmas Eve
And when the kids all see him they go totally insane
In a million houses he does land
Kids fast asleep or it's no fat bearded man

He's Claus, He's Claus
He's really fat
He's Claus, He's Claus, he's plump
Sat on a cat
*MEEEEEOWWWWWW*

Rudolph guides his sleigh with his big bright nose
So that he doesn't run into a big firehose
He's got milk and cookies all spread out on a plate
His younger wife' hot so her I;m gonna date
He's Claus, He's Claus
He's in his sled
He's Claus, He's Claus, He's Claus
His nose is read

Is he out of the house?
I think so
Did the fireplace burn his ass?
I think so
Did he bring all the presents?
I think so
Did Claus go scream and shout?
Ho Ho Ho