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Song Parodies -> "Claus"

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Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Santa, he gonna rock down to your chimney
Santa lives in North Pole
Making his elves not think he;s an asshole
There's snow around Claus's house
There is more yellow snow than around my house

He's Claus, He's Claus
He's got a beard
He's Claus He's Claus Santa
His suit is red

Claus rides his sleigh on Christmas Eve
And when the kids all see him they go totally insane
In a million houses he does land
Kids fast asleep or it's no fat bearded man

He's Claus, He's Claus
He's really fat
He's Claus, He's Claus, he's plump
Sat on a cat

Rudolph guides his sleigh with his big bright nose
So that he doesn't run into a big firehose
He's got milk and cookies all spread out on a plate
His younger wife' hot so her I;m gonna date
He's Claus, He's Claus
He's in his sled
He's Claus, He's Claus, He's Claus
His nose is read

Is he out of the house?
I think so
Did the fireplace burn his ass?
I think so
Did he bring all the presents?
I think so
Did Claus go scream and shout?
Ho Ho Ho

2006 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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 4   1
 5   1

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Jack Wilson - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I REALLY expected for this to get more than it got
Joe - August 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I dunno...I found some pacing problems with this one, and lack of rhymes. But the concept is great. So I gave it a 4-5-5.

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